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The Charm And Beauty Of Nancy Pelosi
The world of fashion | 5/20/2020 | blueunicorn6

Posted on 05/19/2020 7:23:01 AM PDT by blueunicorn6

The old grouch opened up a can of worms for herself and crawled in for a family reunion.

Have at her.


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1 posted on 05/19/2020 7:23:01 AM PDT by blueunicorn6
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Her behind is so wide that she went for a swim in the Pacific and China started to build a runway on it.


2 posted on 05/19/2020 7:24:24 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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Scary wax doll from the horror exhibit at the fair.


3 posted on 05/19/2020 7:25:00 AM PDT by stonehouse01
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Time and gravity have not been kind to Nancy.

She gets her bras from Nike.


4 posted on 05/19/2020 7:26:25 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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When Nancy was young, she would walk down the street and turn heads....

And stomachs.


5 posted on 05/19/2020 7:28:04 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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A comedian named Terrence something did a short video making fun of her Crisco / baby oil covered face. Kind of goofy, but I had to laugh.


6 posted on 05/19/2020 7:28:51 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (Nothing happens to a Christian that God does not allow to happen.)
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She’s a hateful skag.


7 posted on 05/19/2020 7:31:51 AM PDT by Rapscallion (Praise the lord and pass the ammunition.)
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I’m not saying that Nancy has a moustache, but she did take second place at the Tom Selleck Look Alike Contest.


8 posted on 05/19/2020 7:33:31 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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When Nancy was young, her daddy had to tie a bone around her neck so the alligators would play with her.


9 posted on 05/19/2020 7:36:17 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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“I’m not saying that Nancy has a moustache, but she did take second place at the Tom Selleck Look Alike Contest.”

Was that the year when Whoopi won?


10 posted on 05/19/2020 7:37:13 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Cloward-Piven is finally upon us.)
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Her breathless 80 year old Marilyn Monroe routine is wearing very thin.


11 posted on 05/19/2020 7:37:27 AM PDT by usual suspect
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I’m not saying Nancy is old, but when Moses parted the Red Sea, she was wriggling in the mud.


12 posted on 05/19/2020 7:39:21 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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An 80 year old skank.


13 posted on 05/19/2020 7:41:12 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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Nancy, step down while you still can. You are over.


14 posted on 05/19/2020 7:42:10 AM PDT by Rapscallion (Praise the lord and pass the ammunition.)
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The Charm And Beauty Of Nancy Pelosi

This is Babylon Bee right?


15 posted on 05/19/2020 7:43:41 AM PDT by JayAr36 (Do you want to be a subject or a citizen.)
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By Rahm Emanuel.....

That is really funny if you remember the pictures of those two noodling...

16 posted on 05/19/2020 7:43:51 AM PDT by taildragger ("Do you hear the people Singing? Singing the Songs of Angry Men!")
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A rapacious swamp sow.


17 posted on 05/19/2020 7:44:13 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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What's with the choker scarves she's wearing lately? Is she covering up her blow-hole?


18 posted on 05/19/2020 7:48:43 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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When Nancy heard that President Trump was taking a medication she immediately called her personal physician and asked him if she should be taking something.

He said, “Yes, cyanide.”


19 posted on 05/19/2020 7:51:24 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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Heck, I'd even be willing to load another $30 billion in unmarked bills into a secret jet

20 posted on 05/19/2020 7:59:25 AM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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