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Get Stacy Abrams on the case. She can wipe out the lizard by eating them
1 posted on 05/15/2020 8:33:43 AM PDT by C19fan
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You’re gonna need a bigger dog.


2 posted on 05/15/2020 8:34:36 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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Rednecks are going to have fun with this.


3 posted on 05/15/2020 8:34:58 AM PDT by where's_the_Outrage? (Drain the Swamp. Build the Wall.)
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Just put spyware on their phones and do contact tracing.


4 posted on 05/15/2020 8:35:47 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog (Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer)
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I thought he retired? .
6 posted on 05/15/2020 8:39:05 AM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt
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Are they wearing masks? I mean the officials, not the lizards.


7 posted on 05/15/2020 8:39:24 AM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
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How can you apprehend them while maintaining social distancing guidelines? And do they taste like chicken?


8 posted on 05/15/2020 8:39:24 AM PDT by ResponseAbility (The truth of liberalism is the stupid can feel smart, the lazy entitled, and the immoral unashamed)
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Have the Georgia Department of Natural Resources’ Wildlife Conservation group travel to Louisiana for recipes, and write a cookbook.

Man spots little Boudreaux walking down the road with a Mud Hen.
M: What are you going to do with that Mud Hen.
LB: Eat him
M: Are they good eating?
LB: Better than Owl.


9 posted on 05/15/2020 8:46:32 AM PDT by calico_thompson (Vanity sarcasm)
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Big Foot protects the invisible lizards. It’s what is known as a symbiotic relationship.
Yes, i do watch a lot of nature films. :)


11 posted on 05/15/2020 8:48:45 AM PDT by Leep (We can go to the grocery store but we can't go to work?)
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Great. Murder lizards.


12 posted on 05/15/2020 8:57:43 AM PDT by bwest
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Send them to Florida and tell them boas taste like chicken


13 posted on 05/15/2020 9:03:30 AM PDT by wildbill (The older I get, the less 'life in prison" means to me)
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14 posted on 05/15/2020 9:24:32 AM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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It’s easy to find them.

They’re elected democraps in the House and Senate.


19 posted on 05/15/2020 10:26:17 AM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (I'm triggered by liberals and other assorted moonbats.)
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Just put out the word that they taste like chicken, and are protected. They’ll be gone in a week!


22 posted on 05/15/2020 11:16:37 AM PDT by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Build the Wall Faster! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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put a bounty on them sheesh...


23 posted on 05/15/2020 1:39:29 PM PDT by rolling_stone (tshf)
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