[cuban leaf]

I always thought it would be fun to, as I pass a woman with large mamaries, in a string bikini, say to her, “nice tits”.

And if she complains, just say, “then why are you putting them on display other than to get compliments?”

[Kenny Bania]

Dave Chappelle was all over this years ago:

Hoe's Uniform (NSFW)

[Blood of Tyrants]

I always stare at the freaks with too many tattoos on their face or many facial piercings. If they didn’t do it for the attention, why did they do it at all?

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

And if she complains, just say, “then why are you putting them on display other than to get compliments?”

This is, of course, the perfect retort to any woman who says, "What are you looking at creep?"
"Based on your outfit, I'm looking at exactly what you want me to be looking at."