[Bloody Sam Roberts]

And if she complains, just say, “then why are you putting them on display other than to get compliments?”

This is, of course, the perfect retort to any woman who says, "What are you looking at creep?"
"Based on your outfit, I'm looking at exactly what you want me to be looking at."

[cuban leaf]

That’s it.

Of course, the next line should be, “what are your rates?”