SATIRE Former Obama Officials Tired of His Drunken, Late-Night Calls

Hennessy's View ^ | 05/11/2020 | Bill Hennessy

[Kevin in California]

WASHINGTON — Members of the so-called “Obama Alumni Association” feel harassed and abused by the former president whose late-night, drunken conference calls have become annoying, frequent, and less coherent as time goes on.

Hennessy’s View has learned that Obama began these occasional conference calls with a handful of former officials about six months after leaving office in 2017. Over time, the 44th president stopped following a semi-weekly schedule of planned calls. Instead, he began calling the team at random times, often late at night and, according to some, after he’d been drinking.

“It was nice at first,” said one former appointee who asked not to be named. “You know, getting together and reminiscing on our glory days, cracking jokes about Joe Biden’s hair plugs, or whatever. But, now, it feels more like listening to a friend complaining about their ex four years after the divorce. I mean, move on, right?”

[WASCWatch]

Satire, or not, someone on the called leaked it. Obama was not coherent on the call, so he may have had a few too many drinks or was stoned.

I suspect a lot of people on the call just want him to go away.

[LeoWindhorse]

https://youtu.be/tbQ8P3GhD-c

[mylife]

[ldish]

Hey barry, you R beginning to sound & act like Nixon did in at end of his gate with your #ObamaGate except he wasn’t a socialist & had mostly redeemable qualities as POTUS! BUT PLS don’t STOP BC the worst is yet to come 4 U! WGACA!

[MarvinStinson]

Right.

[x]

Satire.

[jonascord]

Not real. However, I only found out because there is a SMALL little tag at the bottom of the piece, at the source...

I wouldn't be one jot shocked if this murderous Chicago thief was disappointed that the DNC didn't offer to give him a crown.

[SaveFerris]

[Members of the so-called “Obama Alumni Association” feel harassed and abused by the former president whose late-night, drunken conference calls]

Hey, hey, hey. Give the Lying Kenyan a break. When he sobers up each day, he realizes he's married to THIS:

[SaveFerris]

[Apparently a Babylon Wanna-Bee]

Aw dang, it was fun while it lasted...

[Yaelle]

The article says this is satire, which it sounds like.

[SaveFerris]

LOL was thinking the same scene

[McGruff]

Breaking News?

More like Breaking Wind!

[SaveFerris]

[Breaking News?

More like Breaking Wind!]

(Given Obama’s drug use, more like Breaking Bad!

(cue dead image...)

[Old Sarge]

or a family member who they knew would keep their mouths shut.

...or mysteriously died?

[mylife]

Hennigan’s!

[SaveFerris]

Yeah I was thinking - close enough to go for the Seinfeld (almost) reference!