We can all use a good laugh now and then. So feel free to post your own autocorrect stories here.
But please, nothing about Hillary. That would be rude.
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2 posted on
05/10/2020 12:14:08 PM PDT by
Leaning Right
(I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
To: Leaning Right
My daughter was buying a car from a local dealer. She was texting back and forth with the salesman about cars she was interested in. He wanted her to come in for a test drive, but, somehow it came out as "tits drive".
Boy did he call and apologize over that one.
3 posted on
05/10/2020 12:17:51 PM PDT by
fhayek
To: Leaning Right
My former boss wrote a memo regarding procedures for truck drivers to follow after they arrived at the “whorehouse.” He meant “warehouse” but he misspelled “warehouse.” Word fixed it for him.
To: Leaning Right
sent a text about my boss saying he is in a mood again , does not know what he is doing ,and has a nasty temper etc etc Problem is I thought I sent it to my wife and after I pressed send I realised it was to my boss.
One good thing was that I never mentioned him by name.
5 posted on
05/10/2020 12:20:58 PM PDT by
manc
( If they want so called marriage equality then they should support polygamy too.)
To: Leaning Right
Thanks.
Kindle is the absolute worst. It comes up with the most absurd “corrections” I’ve ever seen. Can’t think of one of them right now. I’m on our desktop now, but I’ll be on the Kindle soon and I’ll probably have one for you in a few hours. On a real computer you can shut off autocorrect, but not on the Kindle. :-(
To: Leaning Right
One time years ago while as an intern, instead of “ill be there at six”, instead the text was “ill be have sex”.
Obviously my boss who’s a married woman, thought I was hitting on her.
7 posted on
05/10/2020 12:25:24 PM PDT by
max americana
(fired liberal employees at every election since 2008 bec. I enjoy them crying)
To: Leaning Right
as they say “To he’ll with autocorrect”
8 posted on
05/10/2020 12:25:34 PM PDT by
Bob434
To: Leaning Right
Thanks for the diversion!
9 posted on
05/10/2020 12:33:52 PM PDT by
granite
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.Ecclesiastes 10:2)
To: Leaning Right
Autocorrect is my worst emema.
10 posted on
05/10/2020 12:38:51 PM PDT by
Afterguard
(Deplorable me!)
To: Leaning Right
Once he went down that road, the correction became just as bad
12 posted on
05/10/2020 12:44:34 PM PDT by
stylin19a
( 2016 - Best.Election.Of.All.Times.Ever.In.The.History.Of.Ever)
To: Leaning Right
If you are in a hairy, you will make the biggest misteak - not poofreading. ;-)
13 posted on
05/10/2020 12:52:56 PM PDT by
Right Wing Assault
(Die-ggl,TWT,FCBK,NYT,WPo,Hwd,CNN,NFL,BLM,CAIR,Antf,SPLC,ESPN,NPR,NBA,ARP,MSNBC)
To: Leaning Right
People love to blame auto-correct when the fact is, they are too lazy to proofread before sending.
14 posted on
05/10/2020 12:54:03 PM PDT by
TangoLimaSierra
(To the Left, The Truth is Right Wing Extremism.)
To: Leaning Right
To: Leaning Right
16 posted on
05/10/2020 1:01:50 PM PDT by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Leaning Right
True story, I once had a client that had “Mesorah” in their name. It was a Jewish company (obviously). Well I set up a conference call with them and the invite auto-corrected Mesorah to “Messiah”.
To: Leaning Right
Changing public inspector to pubic inspector is not good.
21 posted on
05/10/2020 1:08:26 PM PDT by
Kirkwood
(Follow your Inner Trump)
To: Leaning Right
It came out Hillary is a big fat liar. Boy, was I embarrassed! Why?
22 posted on
05/10/2020 1:09:47 PM PDT by
libertylover
(Socialism will always look good to those who think they can get something for nothing.)
To: Leaning Right
Autocorrect screws me so often I call it auto-corrupt. (Was going to say it screws me so often I call it ‘hon’)
23 posted on
05/10/2020 1:13:38 PM PDT by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: Leaning Right
As a low level support engineer at Microsoft long ago, I needed to send an email to my boss about an irate beta customer (ya go ahead and post the MS beta jokes now).
By mistake I send the email to BILLG@MICROSOFT.COM. My boss’ email was one letter difference. At the time I sent it I didn’t know what I’d done.
A little later my boss called me in his office. Big smile on his face he said, “You know you sent that email to Bill Gates, right?”
Ah, no.
Turns out Bill Gates got it, knew it was meant for my boss and added his input.
Thought for sure I was fired :)
24 posted on
05/10/2020 1:14:21 PM PDT by
VeniVidiVici
(Obama Covid Liar Corrupt)
To: Leaning Right
That’s why I have a seven second send delay on my texting application (Chomp)
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