Posted on 05/08/2020 6:26:04 PM PDT by Candor7
Search: "This is my rifle, this is my gun."
Le Burp!
Ever march around the barracks chanting that phrase in your skivvies with an 03’ in one hand and your junk in the other? I have.
Eff that snake. If that’s all the injuries he sustained then he is the clear winner.
FYI
That’s why they call it The Land of Wonder LOL
You know why Aussie chicks are wild? They’re descended from convicts. (stolen from a TV show)
Then he sold the Kitten at a Wet Market. The end.
The kookaburras can explode your skull with their call from 30 meters>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
That would literally drive me crazy. I’d have to go for the shot gun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXA0-YAoo9Q
I had a boot camp friend that dropped his old drill rifle and it broke the stock right behind the reciever. We were drilling behind the barracks and the Company Commander (a 1ST Class Navy Gunners mate) showed up. He wanted to know why the ???? the guys piece was in two pieces. The Gunners Mate melted down. Then the idiot next to him laughed. We were at attention. Suddenly the first boot had laughing boys piece and he had a piece that was in two pieces. Basic sucks. Probably not as much as wrestling a snake over a cat but either way someone’s gonna suffer.
Let me guess.
The cat is not impressed.
So, thanks to a naked Aussie “a moose bit my sister” will not be replaced by “a snake ate my kitten.”
*Cat-related ping of interest*
Is the moose okay?
Well done man!
Python Dundee coming to theater near you soon.
Fortunately for the gentleman the reptile did not engage his reptile
I’d draw the line using my gun as bait to catch a snake.
Hey let’s keep everything in perspective. You got the right gun in your hand, some snakes I’ve met like it.
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