Woman killed by alligator while doing homeowner's nails

ABC (WBRZ 2) News ^ | May 5, 2020 | WBRZ Staff

[Mastador1]

The alligator didn’t kill the woman.........it was her stupidity that did.

[zeugma]

COVID-19 claims another.

Yup. It will get chalked up to being another Covid death, though she actually died of terminal stupidity.

[zeugma]

DARWIN AWARD!

Only if she hadn't previously reproduced. The COTFD only allows for awards to those who are childless.

[upchuck]

The way the article is written, this is all the alligator's fault. The manicurist taunted the gator. End of story.

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[Vision]

That woman's amount of stupidity hurts to read about.

[dirtymac]

You could be driving down the freeway and an escaped herd of elephants from a nearby zoo stomp you and your car to a flat pancake it would be classified as a CV-19 death.

[a fool in paradise]

CDC dropped tens of thousands of deaths from the list, under 40,000 now.

[Enterprise]

"AFTER doing the nails AND after being advised NOT to pet the gator."

And after getting bit and not having enough fear to get the hell away from the gator.

[SuperLuminal]

Today’s Darwin Award...

[RipSawyer]

Junior college dropout? I would have flunked fifth grade had I not been able to write a more accurate headline than that!

It gets worse every day. The average recipient of a recent master’s degree could not pass the final exams for the eighth grade circa 1957.

[Responsibility2nd]

Who, what, when, where, how, why.

That is the basis for any news story. It just blows me away that so many local TV newscasts completely miss these fundamental truths.

[SunkenCiv]

"One second I was pulling my hand out of the Palmolive, the next thing I know this alligator came shooitng up out of the dish, narrowly missing my fingers, and swallowed her!"