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Babylon Bee ^
| May 1st, 2020
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 05/04/2020 3:57:55 PM PDT by jonascord
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To: jonascord
HE NEEDS TO BE HIT IN THE FACE WITH A BAG OF SH##
To: jonascord
Too Late. Madame Wretched Whitmer already planned and executed invading poland. Started on Hamtramck.
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:15:33 PM PDT
by
epluribus_2
(He, had the best mom - ever.)
To: epluribus_2
Too Late. Madame Wretched Whitmer already planned and executed invading poland. Started on Hamtramck.I wonder how many will get that?
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:17:12 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: jonascord
Springtime for Blah-zo and NYC . . .
To: epluribus_2
"Madame Wretched Whitmer already planned and executed invading Poland. Started on Hamtramck."Frau Whitler's Afrika Korps has already retreated from Dearbornistan.
Her glorious Legions will have to look elsewhere for liebensraum.
Watch out Ohio.
To: dfwgator
I gave him my baby to kiss, and he BIT IT IN THE HEAD!!
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:26:42 PM PDT
by
decal
(I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
To: jonascord
glanced up after 2nd paragraph
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:27:39 PM PDT
by
kanawa
((Trump Loves a Great Deal (NorthernSentinel)))
To: decal
He wouldn’t have had much fun in Stalingrad.
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:31:12 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: jonascord
Why doesn’t just put yellow six pointed star on them and show everybody what a swell guy he is!!!!!! /s
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:33:33 PM PDT
by
Datom69
To: colorado tanker
We have to save our phony baloney jobs!
To: dfwgator
“Ah! Hein...dfwgator, you have the wrong map here you silly old leg-before-wicket English person.”
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:36:39 PM PDT
by
decal
(I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
To: jonascord
Unfortunately, I find this more believable than not, based upon Wihelm’s life long record.
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:37:26 PM PDT
by
GreyFriar
(Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
To: Datom69
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:41:05 PM PDT
by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: jonascord
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:42:52 PM PDT
by
Hazwaste
(Democrats are like slinkies. Only good for pushing down stairs.)
To: jonascord
OMG, the imbecile has re-invented the Gestapo and kapos! This one who’s always going on and on about racism and such. Please, please hang him as soon as possible and throw his accursed remains to pigs.
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:54:10 PM PDT
by
EinNYC
To: dfwgator
“Steiner’s attack will get it all under control”
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:57:11 PM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
( is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: decal
“If he opens his big mouth again, it’s lampshade time!”
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:58:30 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: EinNYC
"OMG, the imbecile has re-invented the Gestapo and kapos! This one who’s always going on and on about racism and such. Please, please hang him as soon as possible and throw his accursed remains to pigs."Uhhhm, Babylon Bee... Not quite time to get your knickers in a knot.
People REALLY have to watch for that. Babylon Bee is always too close to the truth.
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posted on
05/04/2020 5:05:26 PM PDT
by
jonascord
(First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
To: jonascord
We have satire tags for a reason. Emmanuel Macron read this and now Herr Obermayor has to figure out what to do with a million French POWs.
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posted on
05/04/2020 5:08:50 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Parachutes are only anecdotally effective due to the lack of significant double blind testing.)
To: Brilliant
> The photo is obviously doctored. He would not be standing next to an American flag.Your Freeper handle is well deserved !
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posted on
05/04/2020 5:13:02 PM PDT
by
SecondAmendment
(This just proves my latest theory ... LEFTISTS RUIN EVERYTHING)
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