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Babylon Bee ^
| May 1st, 2020
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 05/04/2020 3:57:55 PM PDT by jonascord
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I swear, I looked...
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posted on
05/04/2020 3:57:55 PM PDT
by
jonascord
To: jonascord
The third glorious era of New York will reign triumphant!"For a thousand years!
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:00:48 PM PDT
by
Jemian
To: jonascord
Thanks for the warning. The Bee is abuzzin’.
To: Jemian
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:01:56 PM PDT
by
headstamp 2
(There's a stairway to heaven, but there's also a highway to hell.)
To: jonascord
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:02:35 PM PDT
by
Osage Orange
(Mar's isn't a place to raise your kid...)
To: jonascord
The photo is obviously doctored. He would not be standing next to an American flag.
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:02:36 PM PDT
by
Brilliant
To: Sacajaweau
These daze with the totalitarians unmasking themselves, it’s hard to tell satire from reality.
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:03:12 PM PDT
by
newfreep
("INSIDE EVERY PROGRESSIVE IS A TOTALITARIAN SCREAMING TO GET OUT" - DAVID HOROWITZ)
To: Brilliant
:). You should apply to the Bee for a job.
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:05:49 PM PDT
by
rmichaelj
(Ave Maria gratia plena, Dominus tecum.)
To: jonascord
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:06:44 PM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
( is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: jonascord
Had me going for a minute there.
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:07:32 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: jonascord
He also announced his plans to invade Poland... ...following his signing of a secret pact, with Commissar Noisome of the California Democratic Republic...
;^)
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:08:34 PM PDT
by
Who is John Galt?
("Urban Dictionary" - A website 'of the urban dicks, by the urban dicks, and for the urban dicks.')
To: jonascord
THX for not labeling this satire. More fun!
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:08:58 PM PDT
by
lizma2
To: Yo-Yo
“Steiner’s attack will get it all under control”
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:09:37 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: headstamp 2
Hitler wanted the Third Reich to last “1000 years.”
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:10:14 PM PDT
by
Jemian
To: jonascord
I thought this was real for quite a while. Lind of reminded me of a cross between Ernst Rohm and Karl Marx.
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:10:28 PM PDT
by
Luke21
To: jonascord
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:11:57 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: jonascord
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:12:11 PM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: jonascord
Who's cutting his hair?
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:12:12 PM PDT
by
Right Wing Assault
(Die-ggl,TWT,FCBK,NYT,WPo,Hwd,CNN,NFL,BLM,CAIR,Antf,SPLC,ESPN,NPR,NBA,ARP,MSNBC)
To: jonascord
Kaiser Wilhelm II had a moustache.
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:12:28 PM PDT
by
nesnah
(Liberals - the petulant children of politics)
To: Who is John Galt?
I don’t like the sound of ‘ese ‘ere ‘Boncentration Bamps’.
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posted on
05/04/2020 4:12:39 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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