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'I Have Never Treated A Woman Inappropriately,' Joe Biden Whispers Into Journalist's Ear (Babylon Bee)
Babylon Bee ^ | May 01 2020

Posted on 05/01/2020 11:39:44 AM PDT by knighthawk

NEW YORK, NY—During an interview with Mika Brzezinski on MSNBC this morning, Joe Biden denied Tara Reade's sexual assault allegations against him, whispering his adamant denials into the journalist's ear.

Biden was supposed to join the interview remotely but somehow got away from his handlers and got into MSNBC's studios, sneaking up behind the Morning Joe host and whispering into her ear for the duration of the interview.

"Listen, honey, I respect women," Biden assured Brzezinski while rubbing her shoulders and inching his nose closer to her hair. "Whether it's an intern or a real classy broad like you, I want to honor women's personal space and give them room to tell their stories."

He then breathed deep, taking in a good sniff. "What's that shampoo? Wait -- don't tell me -- it's Matrix Biolage! I've got a knack for this kind of thing."

Aides were finally able to coax Biden away from her with a special, scented mannequin they keep on hand for just such an occasion.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden

1 posted on 05/01/2020 11:39:44 AM PDT by knighthawk
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To: knighthawk

Creepy. The only thing missing is Joe saying “You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L’Air du Temps … but not today.”


2 posted on 05/01/2020 11:44:57 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Parachutes are only anecdotally effective due to the lack of significant double blind testing.)
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To: knighthawk
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3 posted on 05/01/2020 11:54:45 AM PDT by Mase (Save me from the people who would save me from myself!)
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4 posted on 05/01/2020 11:56:17 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: Mase

A little song
A little dance
Creepy Joe’s hands
Down your pants


5 posted on 05/01/2020 11:57:28 AM PDT by Kickass Conservative (THEY LIVE, and we're the only ones wearing the Sunglasses.)
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To: Mase

6 posted on 05/01/2020 11:57:43 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: knighthawk

Creepy sniffing Joe. Sniffing woman is INAPPROPRIATE. Look at the faces of those he touches and sniffs and you can SEE how inappropriate they think it is. Here is a video I found quickly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H5NJZMDumY&list=PL7B-49SORwEK1vGGnk08zevCN8BMRZ2dQ&index=5&t=0s


7 posted on 05/01/2020 12:00:16 PM PDT by Singermom
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To: Mase

Especially like the grope and change one.


8 posted on 05/01/2020 12:03:52 PM PDT by sauropod (Quarantine is when you restrict sick people, tyranny is when you restrict healthy people.)
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9 posted on 05/01/2020 12:04:18 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: Singermom

Every Biden family member has to wonder what they have been missing for decades because most family members suffer in silence for a lifetime.


10 posted on 05/01/2020 12:05:58 PM PDT by cnsmom
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To: Singermom
That move at 2:30 is bold. He's about 6 inches above her waist. He's moving that hand up as high as he can. He's using his thumb and index finger like he's feeling for something.


11 posted on 05/01/2020 12:09:19 PM PDT by Right Wing Assault (Die-ggl,TWT,FCBK,NYT,WPo,Hwd,CNN,NFL,BLM,CAIR,Antf,SPLC,ESPN,NPR,NBA,ARP,MSNBC)
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12 posted on 05/01/2020 12:15:43 PM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. ~ Psalm 33:12)
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To: knighthawk

Parents taking their little girls to a US Senate event, is like taking their lambs to the slaughter. What the hell is wrong with these parents, their children are being groped and fondled and all they do is smile. “Just a little while longer sweetie and it will all be over,”


13 posted on 05/01/2020 12:27:18 PM PDT by Toespi
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To: BenLurkin

Sessions is the only person I’ve seen to ever make Creepy Joe break off a pass.


14 posted on 05/01/2020 1:01:36 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: knighthawk

He has a different standard for what’s appropriate and what isn’t.


15 posted on 05/01/2020 1:41:56 PM PDT by TBP (Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
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