1 posted on
04/26/2020 5:14:55 PM PDT by
Hojczyk
To: Hojczyk
2 posted on
04/26/2020 5:15:35 PM PDT by
Hojczyk
To: Hojczyk
Um...Don’t fart too loudly in public.
...And never arm wrestle a girl.
3 posted on
04/26/2020 5:22:03 PM PDT by
Artemis Webb
(There are only two genders.)
To: Hojczyk
It’s better to have toilet paper and not need it, than to need toilet paper and not have it.
4 posted on
04/26/2020 5:38:23 PM PDT by
DannyTN
To: Hojczyk
6 posted on
04/26/2020 5:47:09 PM PDT by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
To: Hojczyk
7 posted on
04/26/2020 5:53:37 PM PDT by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: Hojczyk
8 posted on
04/26/2020 5:57:11 PM PDT by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
To: Hojczyk
Don’t be more trouble than you’re worth.
9 posted on
04/26/2020 7:35:18 PM PDT by
Brooklyn Attitude
(It's no coincidence that the DemocRAT/media complex always sides with America's enemies.)
To: Hojczyk
Thanks for the chuckle.
I’ve been saying about the same thing. Though my version tends to have a bit more profanity as I’m winding down.
10 posted on
04/26/2020 10:59:41 PM PDT by
Do_Tar
(To my NSA handler: I have an alibi.)
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