[DUMBGRUNT]

Oh, I don't want her, you can have her, She's too fat for me.

I get dizzy, I get numbo When I'm dancing With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo.

She's a twosome, she's a foursome If she'd lose some, I would like her more some. Oh, I don't want her, you can have her, She's too fat for me.

[Rummyfan]

A white elephant. Charter services can use them to fly moojs into Saudi for hadj.

[Sequoyah101]

I guess nobody thought that the plane had a limited application for bot cargo and passengers.

There just are not that many places with that many people who want to go from one to another all at the same time on the same airplane.

Didn’t anybody ever think about this before they built the monster?

[Pearls Before Swine]

“First I looks at the purse.”

[devane617]

Put giant electric motors on it and fill the extra space with batteries.

[SkyDancer]

Big enough to load big cargo but no entry unless they go all 747 entry style.

[lurk]

Take off the wings and refurb them into upscale living.

[mountn man]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_g8ur9aTwM

[ncfool]

Frenchie made a big mistake....... Wee Wee Wee.....

[Ouderkirk]

The A380 is a magnificent passenger airplane.

Quiet, spacious, and smooth. Really enjoyed flying on them.

It was never intended for air freight.

The Boeing planes 777 and 787 were designed with a dual-use as air freight in mind. They are much noisier (engine and passing air) and not as smooth in flight.

[Amberdawn]

My Dad, who passed away at 88 this January, used to sing that song to me when I was little. I think it’s called “Too Fat Polka”.

[IncPen]

Why can't they be converted to solar power to fly more efficiently?

_{Asking for an AOC}