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Watch: Leopard enters hospital washroom in Gujarat
1 posted on 04/16/2020 1:26:01 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

No big deal. That crap happens in India all the time. Snakes, hippos, porcupines, you name it.


2 posted on 04/16/2020 1:28:12 PM PDT by albie
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To: nickcarraway

Did he at least flush the bowl?


3 posted on 04/16/2020 1:28:46 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: nickcarraway

Did it need to take a leak?


4 posted on 04/16/2020 1:28:48 PM PDT by Fungi
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Transgender...proving he could use a women’s restroom?


5 posted on 04/16/2020 1:30:24 PM PDT by ZinGirl (Now a grandma ....can't afford a tagline :))
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To: nickcarraway

“Wild Leopard Wanders Into Hospital Bathroom”

somebody better call the Tiger King ... Oh, wait, he’s in prison and that’s a leopard anyway ...


6 posted on 04/16/2020 1:35:14 PM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: nickcarraway

If he didn’t put the seat back down the feminazis will beat the spots off of him.


7 posted on 04/16/2020 1:35:24 PM PDT by tomkat
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To: nickcarraway

Hi.

Years ago I was in Ashland VA. A buck entered a furniture store and commenced to destroying said store.

Made the Richmond Times Dispatch.

5.56mm


8 posted on 04/16/2020 1:35:29 PM PDT by M Kehoe (DRAIN THE SWAMP! Finish THE WALL!)
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To: nickcarraway

That reminds me of a joke: A baby seal walks into a club...


11 posted on 04/16/2020 1:36:33 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: nickcarraway

How can I build my own natural seafood subscription when there’s a leopard in my bathroom!?!


14 posted on 04/16/2020 1:40:29 PM PDT by Campion (What part of "shall not be infringed" don't they understand?)
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Loving how chill the animal kingdom is over the whole virus thing.

If it were an impending doomsday natural disaster scenario, they would not be as calm.


15 posted on 04/16/2020 1:42:01 PM PDT by CondoleezzaProtege
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“Hey Bob, you’re the rookie, right? We need to go into the bathroom and get a cat that might very well kill you. Quit whining, when I was a rookie.....”


16 posted on 04/16/2020 1:42:43 PM PDT by Clay Moore (Mega prayers, Rush)
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No one’s applauding the leopard for coming in for COVID testing?

Or can cats no longer get it from humans?

Or perhaps vice versa today?


18 posted on 04/16/2020 1:50:23 PM PDT by treetopsandroofs
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He was looking for Joe Exotic. Staff should have told cat Joes in jail, not in the hospital.


19 posted on 04/16/2020 1:56:01 PM PDT by sanjuanbob (Yes, I CAN take a joke /s)
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To: nickcarraway
Build your own natural seafood subscription! Easy to order, easy to manage.

Couldn't you have deleted this line before clicking enter?

20 posted on 04/16/2020 1:59:25 PM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
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Leopard walks into hosp[ital bathroom …….

Probably a joke somewhere in this


31 posted on 04/16/2020 2:30:55 PM PDT by njslim
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To: nickcarraway

“Phil, there’s a tiger in the bathroom”.


32 posted on 04/16/2020 2:35:00 PM PDT by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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Stop me if you heard this one before.... A Wild Leopard Wanders Into Hospital Bathroom........


36 posted on 04/16/2020 2:43:55 PM PDT by llevrok (Avoid the virus. Don't touch strange knobs.)
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Nancy PeLOUSY walked into an Indian bathroom with a wild leopard.

A startled attendant stopped PeLOUSY and asked, Where’d you get that jackal??

PeLOUSY said, This isn’t a jackal, it’s a wild leopard.

The attendant said, I was talking to the wild leopard.

******

(DUCKing)


37 posted on 04/16/2020 2:52:03 PM PDT by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
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Leopard is one of the Big Five of African dangerous game.

“I’m sure he’s friendly.”


39 posted on 04/16/2020 3:14:53 PM PDT by Reverend Wright (TAX the WOKE !)
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