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Amy Schumer changes son’s name, thought it sounded like ‘genital’
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| 4/14/20
| Sara Nathan
Posted on 04/14/2020 6:17:35 PM PDT by DeathBeforeDishonor1
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To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
She should have named him after Bob and Toms favorite drink
Dickens Cider
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posted on
04/14/2020 6:39:13 PM PDT
by
wardaddy
(I applaud Jim Robinson for his comments on the Southern Monuments decision ...thank you)
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
Frivolous people. But I guess it takes all types.
Nothing against Trump, but I wouldn’t call a kid Barron because it sounds like barren. Those kinds of things occur to me. But I guess not everyone.
And being ‘comics’, I would’ve hoped they chose Gene after Gene Wilder. But there is a bit of irony naming a kid Gene during a genetic altering viral pandemic.
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posted on
04/14/2020 6:41:44 PM PDT
by
monkeyshine
(live and let live is dead)
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
04/14/2020 6:42:39 PM PDT
by
monkeyshine
(live and let live is dead)
To: dainbramaged
I know someone of that name! If I were he Id do that first initial plus middle name thing
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posted on
04/14/2020 6:42:57 PM PDT
by
j.havenfarm
( Beginning my 20th year on FR! 2,500+ replies and still not shutting up!)
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
04/14/2020 6:44:44 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
Well, I tried to find the "All in the Family" clip of Archie and Meathead, trying to name the baby.
Anyway, it goes something like this:
Meathead - Stanislaus Archibald Stivik.
Archie - Why not Archibald Stanislaus Stivik?
Meathead - You wouldn't want him to have those initials.
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posted on
04/14/2020 6:46:13 PM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(If you don't have a gun, sell some toilet paper, and go buy a gun. - Colion Noir)
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
Why not a boy named Sue Trump?
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posted on
04/14/2020 6:51:56 PM PDT
by
Reeses
(A journey of a thousand miles begins with a government pat down.)
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
Just name him King Knut. (Canute ) / Olde Englishe or something>
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posted on
04/14/2020 6:55:02 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
To: VanShuyten
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posted on
04/14/2020 6:55:44 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
You’ve got to think these things through. I think they should have just added the David and kept Atell, since it was sweet to name him after their friend.
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posted on
04/14/2020 6:57:53 PM PDT
by
jocon307
(Dem party delenda est!)
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
Genital makes sense
His mothers a c**t and his fathers probably a D***
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posted on
04/14/2020 6:58:48 PM PDT
by
PGR88
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
I’d be more concerned with her vulgar act being an issue for the child. He will be ridiculed for that alone, I think.
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posted on
04/14/2020 7:03:15 PM PDT
by
DilJective
(our founding fathers revolted over less.)
To: SkyDancer
Malcolm X was unavailable for comment.
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posted on
04/14/2020 7:09:23 PM PDT
by
PghBaldy
(12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
I have a hrd time believing that greasy pig has a man to knock her up.
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posted on
04/14/2020 7:10:06 PM PDT
by
doorgunner69
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading - T Jefferson)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
04/14/2020 7:10:30 PM PDT
by
GreenLanternCorps
(Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Atsk about franchise opportunities in your area.)
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
Well, now...it’ll be Genital for the rest of his life.
Poor kid.
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posted on
04/14/2020 7:14:49 PM PDT
by
moovova
To: Texas Eagle
Hows that country song go? Something like, Every Girl Is A 10 At 2?
"Crawled in bed at 2 with a 10, woke up at 10 with a 2."
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posted on
04/14/2020 7:24:32 PM PDT
by
Spirochete
(GOP: Gutless Old Party)
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
Had to double-double check. Seemed like April1st fare. Or Babylon Bee.
So-o-o-o she has castrated her little boy? I mean she changed his genitals.
I think she had this suppressed wish to name him Adolph.
Not after that Austrian-German war criminal dude.
I mean that brand of Meat Tenderizer.
To: dfwgator
That was a great Seinfeld episode. Saw it again, yesterday.
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posted on
04/14/2020 7:40:01 PM PDT
by
redshawk
( I want my red balloon. ( https://youtu.be/V12H2mteniE))
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
Moe: Moe’s Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Uh, yes, I’m looking for a Mrs. O’Problem. First name, Bea.
Moe: Uh, yeah, just a minute, I’ll check. [calls] Uh, Bea O’Problem? Bea O’Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O’Problem here?!
Barney: Ya sure do! [bar denizens laugh]
Moe: Oh... [to phone] It’s you, isn’t it?! [Bart laughs] Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I’m going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!
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posted on
04/14/2020 7:47:39 PM PDT
by
Clay Moore
(Mega prayers, Rush)
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