Posted on 04/11/2020 3:46:31 PM PDT by dynachrome
A woman who arrived at Louis Armstrong International Airport while wearing not a stitch of clothing was later arrested when she refused to leave the facility, according to the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office.
Mariel Vergara, 27, of Pueblo, Colo., was completely nude when she walked into the airport and made her way to the Spirit Airlines ticket counter on Friday night, April 3, authorities said. A deputy dispatched to the scene noted that Vergara had already put on a dress by the time he arrived. But she was still violating public decency laws because she had on no underwear, and the dress was too short to cover her genitals, the Sheriff's Office said.
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I hope some Christian befriends her.....Why do you hate Christians, pray tell?
Just trying to avoid delay at the TSA checkpoint. Did she have her id and boarding pass?
She still would have set off the metal detectors.
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Well, I think she was just trying to save time.
She knows the ‘jewelry’ sets the alarms off, so since she has been through it before, she figured she would save time since each time she attempts to go through a metal detector she ends up being strip searched in the back room.
Then again, anyone that would do that to itself probably wouldn’t be thinking that far ahead....<: <: <:
Had she been hunting with Dick Cheney or something?
Nose rings are just plain ugly. Why? I just don’t get it.
Her eyes
Down syndrome?
If this is the case, some serious abuse/neglect has transpired.
An attention getting device. Not that she's an attention whore, or anything. To bother the squares, or whatever.
“The camera adds 30 pounds......”
LOLOL...LOL...
What? Perhaps you read my comment wrong. Check out the definition of BEfriend.
be·friend
verb: act as a friend to (someone) by offering help or support.
A Colorado Woman . . .
Is that like “A Florida man . . .”
Only the really ugly ones do this sort of thing.
Set off the metal detector?
I’m sure she has a fantastic figure though…..
When I was 11 years old, I probably would have enjoyed even seeing her naked. At age 64, not so much anymore.
Not if you ever wanted to grow up without some serious issues.
I heard a story of an airline pilot who got pissed off going through “security” and took off his pants.
Another airline pilot bought a package of underwear at the airport and a chocolate bar.
He took the underwear out of the package and put it on top of the items in his carry-on bag.
He then somehow melted the chocolate bar and smeared it on top of the underwear he just bought, and closed the zipper on his carry-on bag.
When the pilot went through security, the TSA drone unzipped his carry-on bag, took one look and quickly zipped the bag closed!
(Snicker, snicker) Sorry (Snicker, snicker)
The only one ever happy is Laz who would hit it.
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