One can dream
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04/07/2020 7:03:26 PM PDT by
xp38
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2 posted on
04/07/2020 7:03:52 PM PDT by
xp38
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3 posted on
04/07/2020 7:04:45 PM PDT by
EdnaMode
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Got to give it up for the Bee.
5 posted on
04/07/2020 7:05:50 PM PDT by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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6 posted on
04/07/2020 7:05:52 PM PDT by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
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The trap door leading to the bone stripper in “Nothing but Trouble” would be a better alternative.
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Better idea
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That would be ‘must see tv’.
10 posted on
04/07/2020 7:11:21 PM PDT by
Trumpnado2016
(Welcome to Trump World.)
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Hey, Mediots, don't even try to use a parachute because (like the tagline says) it hasn't been proven to be effective.
But maybe Fauci can randomly pass out parachutes and identical looking backpacks to do the double blind trial. It should only take a few hundred samples to get a statistically significant trial.
Oh, forget random. Everyone gets a backpack.
11 posted on
04/07/2020 7:11:36 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Parachutes are only anecdotally effective due to the lack of significant double blind testing.)
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I'm more partial to the Dr. Evil design - they drop through the floor into a holding cell.
13 posted on
04/07/2020 7:13:05 PM PDT by
lapsus calami
(What's that stink? Code Pink ! ! And their buddy Murtha, too!)
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Jim Acosta tried to chime in next, but Trump had already pushed his button before he got any words out. "Looks like Jim Acosta's blasting off agaaaaaaaaain!!!!" the CNN reporter cried as he disappeared in a little twinkle in the sky. "Anyone else?"
I confess. I LOL'd and I'm still chuckling over this.
16 posted on
04/07/2020 7:27:34 PM PDT by
Pox
(Good Night. I expect more respect tomorrow.)
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WH should auction off some seats (say, 1 or 2 per day) for random Americans to control the ejection panel.
If they don't like the question(s) from WH pool of reporters, WEEEeeeee, there goes Acosta, and esp. that fat broad Alcindor. Thinking about it, ejection seats should be built strong enough even for the likes of Alcindor....
That would generate a HUGE amount of money for corona virus (or small business) relief fund.
17 posted on
04/07/2020 7:29:04 PM PDT by
Sir Napsalot
(Pravda + Useful Idiots = USSR; Journ0List + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey)
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That would be hilarious.
The girly men would scream louder than the women.
18 posted on
04/07/2020 7:30:17 PM PDT by
Conserv
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What should happen is that, when he pushes a button, a trap door opens from under the reporter and he gets dumped into a shark-infested pool.
21 posted on
04/07/2020 7:52:19 PM PDT by
RAldrich
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22 posted on
04/07/2020 8:02:17 PM PDT by
crz
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23 posted on
04/07/2020 8:05:17 PM PDT by
TChad
(The MSM, having nuked its own credibility, is now bombing the rubble.)
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24 posted on
04/07/2020 8:06:18 PM PDT by
Jane Long
(Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
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"PULL!"
25 posted on
04/07/2020 8:06:44 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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What’s your favorite color? Green. No, blue. Ahhhhhhhhh!
26 posted on
04/07/2020 8:32:31 PM PDT by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.for corruptiion)
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29 posted on
04/07/2020 9:28:12 PM PDT by
bitt
(Hell hath no fury like a scorned patriot.)
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