Sell off assets.
Tap the billions of endowments cash.
Don’t kid yourself. The reaction to this virus farce is most definitely the Black Swan many have been warning against for over a decade.
This is gonna leave a mark.
Learn to code
The government should not send them money.
Let them die.
Die, bloated liberal institutions.
Die.
Pray that they all collapse.
Sounds good to me. They’re nothing but Communist re-education camps anyways. Let them all collapse.
The college bubble was already beginning to burst. This will simply hasten it.
Every cloud has a silver lining. Many colleges need to close and many academics need to go into the real world.
NO money, close them down, use them as hospital rooms for the next pandemic.
I’ve seen it asserted that half the small liberal arts colleges will go out of business in the next ten years. This event may speed some of that up.
Hit ‘em.
Hit ‘em hard.
If they get up, hit ‘em again.
With all that money that they rip off in exorbitant tuitions they should be swimming in dollars. Then again Ivory Tower Lieberals running these places pay themselves a kings fortune.
Maybe they should think about pruning away “majors” that sound like “_________ Studies” and concentrate on legitimate fields of study.
Except for labs and classes needing specialized equipment, many undergrad courses can be taught on-line. Cheaper and more efficient. Welcome to the real world.
All those institutions of “higher learning” should hire Bernie Sander’s wife as a consultant.
That’ll fix em up right as rain.
These colleges could easily survive after the fire 2/3 of their administrators.
I’ve heard the ratio of administrators to students has increased fourfold since the 60s in California. Think “chief diversity officer.” And bidding on professors who may teach one class (Elizabeth Warren) like they are NBA stars doesn’t help either.
A gibbering Indian commie in India can remotely teach little aspiring commies to regurgitate leftist claptrap at 10% of the cost of an “American” (quotes absolutely mandatory here) professor. Offshore the leftist arts departments and save a bundle. As for those snowflake leftist profs here... There is always Walmart or McDonalds, if they can even figure out how to do that.
Hope they all end up in the toilet, this rat scam has gone on for to long putting families and students in debt. On line degrees I hope are the future