Houston Mayor Pleads With Criminals To Take A Break Until The Pandemic is Over

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[Impala64ssa]

The Houston Mayor could pass for Mike Tyson's weak little brother. The longer the stay at home and social distancing "guidelines" are in place the more opportunities for civil unrest. You all don't suppose the Trump haters are just itching for that proverbial "long hot summer" with the rioting and looting?

[gcparent]

Pretty please.

[Brilliant]

Why aren’t the criminals in jail?

[BradyLS]

Translation: “Please, barbarians, don’t rape, pillage, and plunder!”

[dfwgator]

If you’re ever in Houston, well, you better do the right
You better not gamble, there, you better not fight, at all
Or the sheriff will grab ya and the boys will bring you down
The next thing you know, boy, oh, you’re prison bound

[Huskrrrr]

Alrighty then, next problem.

[tbpiper]

Criminals don’t think like regular people.

[BereanBrain]

Why does he not do this all the time? Why accept any criminality?

Dude must be a liberal if he thinks a criminal cares.

[lowbridge]

With sugar on it?

[bagster]

Danegold.

[butlerweave]

Criminals and Democrats never let a crisis go to waste

[allendale]

Justice in Democratic controlled areas.

Convicted Criminal:”Now Judge I certainly hope that before you sentence me, I followed our honorbable mayor’s request and did not kill that man until this pandemic was over.

Judge: “Were you being a good citizen or just hoping he got the virus and died saving you the trouble?

Convicted Criminal: “Both”

Judge: OK . You are released for time served.

[jpsb]

Mike Tyson's weak little brother

Iron Mike has a weak little brother? I don't believe it. Mike Tyson is just about the toughest fighter I have ever seen. IP Man just barely lasted 2 minutes against Iron Mike.

[SeekAndFind]

How about telling criminals to take a break PERMANENTLY?

[Moonlighter]

All I can see is Bill Lumbergh: Yeah, I’m going to need you go on ahead and stop killing everybody and everything, mmmkay?

[Louis Foxwell]

President of the Philippines, Duterte, has the right response. Shoot troublemakers on site. This is, after all, a national emergency in which war powers apply.

[Dilbert San Diego]

I recall recently, the mayor of Baltimore pleaded with the gang types, to refrain from shooting people, so as to free up healthcare resources for the virus victims; so that hospitals wouldn’t be taking care of so many gunshot victims.

Not sure how that worked out.

[alexander_busek]

Houston Mayor to criminals: "You're free to resume your burglaries, your car-jackings, and your rapings once this virus has run its course. But for the time being, we are asking you to..."

Regards,

[jmaroneps37]

And we are supposed to take Democrats seriously and treat them as adults instead of the feeble minded half wits they are. No thanks.

[alexander_busek]

Iron Mike has a weak little brother? I don't believe it.

It's like alluding to "Sherlock Holmes' slow-witted brother," or "Joe LaMotta's straight-laced, prudish brother."

It's a figure of speech.

Regards,