Posted on 04/01/2020 4:42:21 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
Andrew Cuomo looks like he’s ready for action - at a Jersey Shore night club.
The governor set the internet on fire Tuesday with wild speculation that two bizarre protrusions seen poking out from under his shirt were actually nipple rings.
Twitter and Reddit users furiously debated just what was going on under Cuomo’s official white polo - but his spokesman threw a big bucket of cold water on the idea that the 62-year-old public servant was into some wild piercing.
“Of course not, sorry Internet,” senior aide Rich Azzopardi told The Post.
The denial came after users, keeping abreast of the gov’s daily coronavirus briefings, spotted the apparent jewelry through his “State of Emergency” shirt.
“Is it just me or is Cuomo’s nipple totally pierced?,” read one tweet on Saturday, which turned into a Reddit thread that attempted to get to the bottom of the issue.
“There’s definitely something going on under there,” one user wrote, with another dubbing the possible piercings “the single greatest discovery by humanity.”
Some cyber-sleuths tried to find alternate theories, like maybe Cuomo tapes his nipples to prevent chaffing, or that they are unusually shaped.
Or maybe it was just a bit nippy that day.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
Right… because they deny it, and they would never lie to us about the governor wearing nipple piercings...
DON'T BELIEVE YOUR LYING EYES
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