[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

I’m thinking about buying it. Who knows when the toilet paper shortage will end...

[dontreadthis]

I saw a bumper sticker today which said, in large letters, “Need Toilet Paper?” Looked to me like it was a scammer, hoarder, gimmick.
Under those words was another line in quite small print which I figured would be a telephone # or a web address.
I had to get very close in order to read “Buy the New York Times”

[rlmorel]

Hahahaha