[dontreadthis]

I saw a bumper sticker today which said, in large letters, “Need Toilet Paper?” Looked to me like it was a scammer, hoarder, gimmick.
Under those words was another line in quite small print which I figured would be a telephone # or a web address.
I had to get very close in order to read “Buy the New York Times”

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

I’ve been saying for a while that if all the hysteria surrounding COVID-19 keeps up long enough that I might have to subscribe to a newspaper...

[outofsalt]

Years ago I was in Alexandria VA driving behind a BMW with bumper stickers that boldly said, KENNEDY!
I'm thinking, typical lib, but when I got closer the fine print said, "a blond in every pond". I had to smile.