[atomic_dog]

Good news for me. Totally constipated. I think it’s from not eating any fast food for 2 weeks.

[aynrandfreak]

I guess I’ve been putting my mask on wrong then!

[luv2ski]

My friend who tested positive and has since recovered, told me he was really nauseous one night about 3-4 days in. He didn’t throw up but thought he was going to. He also lost his sense of taste but only for one day. He mostly had fever, headache and a sore throat.

[Old Grumpy]

LOL! Not laughing at your problem, just the fact you are missing your fast food fix.

[Gay State Conservative]

Diarrhea + inadequate hand washing is an excellent way to transmit just about every bacteria and virus known to medicine.

[Dogbert41]

They call this a “Poop Thread.”

[dynachrome]

This seems to be the cure for constipation. These used to be listed as “Haribo” brand, but maybe they asked Amazon to change the reviews.

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Confecetionery-Sugar-Assorted-Fruit/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_show_all_btm?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=all_reviews

“These things are delicious, but they make my ass sound like Chewbacca.”

And that is one of the milder of 1,485 (!) reviews.