If you wants to catch an old bat like Nancy Pelosi, you gots to use the right bait.
You puts out a bottle of vodka, and when she swoops down from the rafters to get it, you drop a net on her.
Then, you puts on your leather gloves and you grab dat old bat by her footses.
You bop her on her head with dat big old gavel she’s always parading around wit and throw that old bat in a gunnysack.
“If you wants to catch an old bat like Nancy Pelosi, you gots to use the right bait.”
Sneak up on her while she is sleeping hanging upside down.