Posted on 03/29/2020 1:33:07 PM PDT by nickcarraway
15-year-old Austin Vera said he felt a jolt and was knocked off his board when he prone paddle boarding near Pleasure Point.
15-year-old Austin Vera said he felt a jolt and was knocked off his board when he prone paddle boarding near Pleasure Point.
I agree with the girl, being able to punch a shark is pretty amazing.
Is punching a shark considered domestic violence in Santa Cruz?
I forgot to add: Check out the video at the site.
Must be Covid19
SURFER DUDE: Who is it?
COVID Shark: CandyGram.
SURFER DUDE: Oh come on, you know I have to practice social distancing. 6 feet, no touching.
COVID Shark: Amazon Delivery.
SURFER DUDE: I can't open the door, you know that! You're one of those clever COVID Sharks trying to get me to open my door!
COVID Shark: CannabisGram.
SURFER DUDE: Ahh! Okay! (Door opens...anguished screen)
...leaves teen uninjured, but in need of new swim trunks. ;-)
So this paddle muncher tried to have sex with a shark?
Just kidding, but funny visual.
Only if you’re married to a lawyer
Well, according to a stepdaughter of mine in CA, everyone is obeying Newsome’s laws and not leaving their houses!! Can’t imagine why she hung up on me!
I have a daughter like that. She lives in San Francisco.
Heh, I thought I was getting into a thread with no COVID related stuff, but...someone contaminated it so I figured I’d just go with it...:)
The virus has infected every thread on FR!
Not unless you have a prior relationship with said shark.
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