SURFER DUDE: Who is it?
COVID Shark: CandyGram.
SURFER DUDE: Oh come on, you know I have to practice social distancing. 6 feet, no touching.
COVID Shark: Amazon Delivery.
SURFER DUDE: I can't open the door, you know that! You're one of those clever COVID Sharks trying to get me to open my door!
COVID Shark: CannabisGram.
SURFER DUDE: Ahh! Okay! (Door opens...anguished screen)