Posted on 03/26/2020 12:41:44 PM PDT by NRx
BALTIMORE, MD—A new study by Johns Hopkins University found that the novel coronavirus is impacting men and women more than all the other genders combined.
According to the study, 100% of coronavirus cases have affected men and women and not a single other gender.
"It's incredible - we've found this virus is far more likely to affect biological males and biological females than any other biological gender," said Head of Gender Research Dr. Benji Charmin. "We thought the data had to be flawed, but we checked again and again, and sure enough, this thing is aggressively going after men and women and ignoring the other genders entirely."
He shrugged. "It's just science."
Progressives quickly applauded the virus for not attacking any of the other genders and only focusing on traditional, outdated, binary genders.
"Finally, a virus that ignores the demiboys, dragonkin, and those who identify as tater tots," said one activist in Portland. "It's about time the tables were turned. Thanks, COVID-19!" He then headed over to his local Communist cafe to lick a doorknob -- "just my little way of showing my gratitude."
That’s two good laughs I have had today, both from the Bee.
Whoa. Got me for a minute. LoL
Younger brother.
Wow, I thought for sure you were kidding. Nope, it’s here, towards the bottom of the page:
https://www.doh.wa.gov/Emergencies/Coronavirus
he coulda stopped at Men...
Lordy how I love The Bee
Oh no...you got me.
You really did...
Yes, this is satire. But I wouldn’t be surprised to read a report like this that wasn’t.
There are only TWO genders, determined by your DNA which is not changeable: XY and you’re a male and XX you’re a female. THERE ARE NO OTHER GENDERS OR SEXES.
All this social confusion about gender could be easily solved by using DNA but DNA is too final. Thus the confusion, lawsuites, ext.
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