Flubros! Day 6 (Open to Flubros only)

vanity | 25 March 20/0 | Impimp

[impimp]

It’s just the flu, bro.

I read other threads here and the Fearpers are claiming millions of deaths. Trump seems to finally be talking about opening things up. Keeping things shut hurts poor families and puts them on welfare, which is what the Democrats want.

[abb]

DO NOT wander off in the fearper thread! The panic started oozing out the corners of my screen and almost got my keyboard. BEWARE!!

All BS aside, it is amazing how contagious is panic. Sight, sound, smell, touch. Manyfold times more so than Wuhan Flu.

[The Fop]

I’m neither a Flu bro nor a Fearper....but I do recognize how risk aversion plays into this whole crisis, and how much tougher the population was when disease was more prevalent, people didn’t live as long, people married young and had many children..... And most importantly, when society wasn’t filled with a zillion lawyers threatening lawsuits over every little damn thing

[miss marmelstein]

LOL!

[nevermorelenore]

All the time, and it's allergy season, too. A field trip to the doctor will just tell me what I already know 🤪

[aMorePerfectUnion]

Pastafluians unite!!

Grab a Spaghetti strainer hat at the door and come in!

Share your deepest feelings in this safe zone.... go on, we’re listening.

[Sicon]

“Protect me big government! Do anything! Take away my guns! Take away my right to assembly! Take away my free speech! Take away property rights! Just keep me safe!!!! whimper, whimper”

Nailed it!

[SanchoP]

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary. -- H.L. Mencken

The politicians are gonna have to revise their metrics as how to panic the sheeple after this debacle.

[miss marmelstein]

I do think you need to call all Flubras as well. There’s a few of us here.

[Cobra64]

That was sarcasm, right?

[nascarnation]

At the risk of being the most clueless guy on FR, what’s a flubro? Thanks

[Cobra64]

Yup. There is no longer a tough, pioneering spirit in this country. Imagine this same populace ... December 8th, 1941. The Japs would be in San Francisco by Christmas.

[abb]

Indeed, they bought it big time.

[MayflowerMadam]

“And Carlsons staring at her with his mouth hanging open “

He does that all the time. And he’s from the “upper crust” of society — heir to Swanson Foods, I think. And nobody ever told him that mouth breathers are not attractive?

[Bitman]

That was a projection based on a 1% death rate.

[miss marmelstein]

It’s apparently people who don’t think that the entire USA is going to die of Corona Virus. It was started by freeper hypochondriacs.

[impimp]

Flubros and Flubras!

[CodeToad]

“That was sarcasm, right?”

Was yours?

[Leep]

No Flu-LBGQTs

[mumblypeg]

“We have grown incredibly soft!”

That’s it, right there. This benefits our enemies, foreign & domestic.

[McGruff]

No gloomanddoombros allowed.