BREAKING: Denver and Boulder issue “stay-at-home” orders, list bike shops as essential businesses

Bicycle Colorado ^ | 24 Mar 20 | van Heuven, et al

[real saxophonist]

Denver announcement

Boulder announcement

[chris37]

Bike shops essential business in Denver?

Yep, yes they are. They would be a lot of very angry, cycle obsessed, Democrat people there if they were closed.

[real saxophonist]

Ping

[Menehune56]

Cannabis shops are also essential in Colorado
https://abcnews.go.com/Health/cannabis-shops-thrive-essential-businesses-coronavirus-pandemic/story?id=69662619

[blueunicorn6]

Bike shops, booze and buds.

[CodeToad]

Democrat dictators.

[real saxophonist]

I got an email from my shop saying they were open, but limiting the number of people in the shop at one time.

I have to replace a tire with a nail in it. (Thanks Home Depot!)

[AndyJackson]

Republican bike riders just fix their own bikes.

[david1292]

The leftists love this. They can pick and choose which businesses can stay open and which have to close.

This love this power.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Only way i can think of a bicycle as a necessity is to make songs like this;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEpD9RH-Wds

[budj]

Essential businesses

Colorado: marijuana & bicycles.

Illinois: marijuana & gun stores.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

BTW that song is my ringtone.

[sevlex]

Hancock ordered liquor stores and cannabis shops closed. Less 2 hours later he reversed that after mass outcry. Meanwhile: The Denver mayor has ordered a total shutdown. Now you will need an internal passport to move around. Peter Boyles opened his show today with "The Letter" that was left on his keyboard. It is addressed To Whom It May Concern and allows "the bearer of this letter" to travel within Denver city limits. There is another letter that allows the bearer to get gasoline. Papieren Bitte!

[rktman]

Well just in case you DO have to go out. 😄

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

If you didn’t add the part about replacing a tire with a nail in it we might have thought you meant a dope shop.

[chris37]

LOL!

But I am not sure that there are any Republican bike riders in Denver.

Maybe one.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

internal passport?

Imagine the long lines people will have to stand in to get those.

[real saxophonist]

[Fai Mao]

Better bike shops than mass transit.
Just saying

[xp38]

I know we can’t post Onion stuff so I thought Babylon Bee but no.