Idiot who licked toilets test positive

Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

[Rebelbase]

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter

[teeman8r]

gay shawn does not look too happy.

[Menehune56]

Wait, his name is “Gayshawn?” LOL!!

[Sarah Barracuda]

good don’t treat him let him croak

[Karl Spooner]

Pull the plug! Save an old person who didn’t lick a toliet!

[Citizen Soldier]

Why does he get a hospital bed. Put him in the men’s room. Wasted space.

[teeman8r]

would anyone kiss him after that... who knows where that tongue has been.

[xp38]

May his death be particularly unpleasant and humiliating.

[BookmanTheJanitor]

So...did he win or lose the “challenge”? (snark)

[CodeToad]

So? I am surprised they don’t also have other diseases.

[moose07]

Another ring licker .

Hamsters

[dp0622]

Darwin’s theory should have killed me a dozen times in my youth. I guess some just get lucky and some don’t

[NormsRevenge]

Suspending him from the human race would be in order. or better yet, put him in a giant urine specimen jar filled to the brim.

[windsorknot]

Rimshot!

[jackibutterfly]

"Guess where democrats get their voters from."

At this rate, it's a miracle there are any voters alive to vote for demonrats.

[Tax-chick]

I support it.

[The Fop]

Some days you lick the toilet seat and some days the toilet seat licks you

[trebb]

I imagine it didn’t taste like chicken - wonder if he got some free “floss” too.

[Salamander]

I don’t think reproduction was ever really in “gayshawnmendes” future.

[moose07]

[Salamander]

Pardon my vulgarity, but the smell of crap must be an aphrodisiac.