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Idiot who licked toilets test positive
Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

Posted on 03/24/2020 9:36:36 AM PDT by Rebelbase

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter



TOPICS: Health/Medicine
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To: Dead Corpse

You’ve been missed in a couple of places. Is your absence from FB voluntary, this time? (My bad for asking...) ;o]


4,961 posted on 10/09/2020 9:16:05 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I won't be remembered as a woman who kept her mouth shut. ~~ Linda B. -- FB ~~)
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To: Dead Corpse

She sent her dad a photo, but everyone had masks on.


4,962 posted on 10/09/2020 9:16:11 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("What we can see of God's canvas is laughably small." ~Bp. Barron)
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To: Monkey Face

Yes and no... Long story...


4,963 posted on 10/09/2020 10:30:14 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: Monkey Face

The Estate Wagon’s predecessor was a Ford station wagon. It had interesting “3rd row” seating - two benches for 2 (kids) that faced each other. So it sat 10 instead of 9.

One year my mom took her 4 kids plus family friends’ 2 kids from Fla to Az. (One of the family friends’ kids could drive). I have no idea how she kept her sanity.

It helped that there were no seat belt laws then. 3 or 4 of us could lay down in the back.


4,964 posted on 10/09/2020 12:40:06 PM PDT by ArGee (This is a tagline. This is only a tagline. Had it been a post, it would have been told to look up.)
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To: Tax-chick

I did not hear about Corporal Ellen, USMC. Congratulations to her.

How does anyone drive upside down, let alone on the wrong side of the continent?


4,965 posted on 10/09/2020 12:41:46 PM PDT by ArGee (This is a tagline. This is only a tagline. Had it been a post, it would have been told to look up.)
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To: Tax-chick

Your “Good Morning” caught my notice just as I plugged my phone into the charger before walking the last 20ft to my bed.

We’re in “Distance Learning” mode; three kids in three schools on three Chromebooks in three different rooms working three different schedules, AND I’m working from home, as well, and am supposed to be productive. What that amounts to is I am mostly inefficient during school hours, I get a burst before dinner has to get on the stove, and then I get clear after the youngest are in bed — usually around 9:30, depending on how long I read to them. Recent selections include “Doctor Dolittle, Alice in Wonderland, some of the “Misty of Chincoteague” series, and — presently — Tom Sawyer.

The GREATEST OF ALL THORNS IN MY FLESH has proven to be YouTube.

SO MANY education websites host their video content on YouTube that I can’t block it or the kid’s can’t access stuff their teachers are assigning.

BUT I NEED TO BLOCK YOUTUBE, ‘cuz GARBAGE!

What WERE these education sites THINKING mixing their content in with all the mindless rot on YouTube?

In other news...

Friends had to relocate and couldn’t take their pool table, so...

Dear wife said to me on a weekend, “Let’s put it here in our garage.”
And, “OBTW, they need to be out of their house by Friday.”

Unfortunately, the “here” part was quite well occupied with many shelves of things.

We cleared a 17 x 13 foot area, and it’s all languishing in the backyard waiting for the advent of a new shed to hustle it into before the rains come, but I cannot just GET one — no — I have to SHOP FOR one, first. Oh, and it seems I’m expected to ask every male descendant of Adam if they might perhaps be able to BUILD one from the ground up for less, and choose the best deal.

Delays, delays — and the rains loom out there somewhere.

I’m praying for drought to persist through Christmas, at this point.

AND the water heater is leaking, so that’s getting replaced Tuesday before we have either fire or flood, ‘cuz it’s not only dripping, but there’s a faint odor of gas about the control box.

A good mechanic friend told me about a 1965 GTO convertible I could get for $20,000 that — if I spent about $5,000 on it — would be worth about $60,000+ OH HOW I’d LOVE to, but... where would I put it??

AND, being in CA, we’ve been relegated to the status of an online congregation lo these many moons, and the lack of fellowship is taking its toll.

Oh, and FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! NOT that we’ve seen any actual flames near my house, thank God, but...GEEMINY! The SMOKE and ASH — all my cars turned grey in the driveway, and it looked like The Apocalypse for about a whole week. Seriously, the sky was exactly the color of the atmosphere of MARS seen in so many of the color images we got back from our two rovers.

Oh, but look at me rambling...
___________________

How’re you and yours getting along? Mask-free, yet?


4,966 posted on 10/09/2020 1:01:12 PM PDT by HKMk23 (You ask how to fight an idea? Well, I'll tell you how: with another idea!)
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To: HKMk23

There was a lot in there, but I can offer two thoughts.

Just tell the Wife that Home Depot guarantees the lowest prices and they CHECK.

And put the GTO on top of the pool table. The neighbors surely won’t mind.


4,967 posted on 10/09/2020 2:25:40 PM PDT by ArGee (This is a tagline. This is only a tagline. Had it been a post, it would have been told to look up.)
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To: ArGee

Well, the pool table endeavor proceeded with my approval, though my forebodings are having a field day romping through my psyche.

Home Depot does guarantee pricing, but only like for like; they won’t — for example — guarantee their 10’x14’ wood-framed shed will cost less than an identical one built from the ground up by a handyman.

Sadly, I do think the GTO is just out of the question.


4,968 posted on 10/09/2020 3:17:28 PM PDT by HKMk23 (You ask how to fight an idea? Well, I'll tell you how: with another idea!)
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To: Dead Corpse

There is always the back channel...


4,969 posted on 10/09/2020 11:37:16 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I won't be remembered as a woman who kept her mouth shut. ~~ Linda B. -- FB ~~)
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To: ArGee

That sounds like the original Road Trip. What fun that must have been!

I just happened to think...I was six weeks old when we took the Al-Can Highway to Alaska Territory, and as it was then all gravel, I can’t tell you how long it took. I’ll have to ask my Real Brother, I guess, because now, I need to know!


4,970 posted on 10/09/2020 11:53:06 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I won't be remembered as a woman who kept her mouth shut. ~~ Linda B. -- FB ~~)
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To: Tax-chick; GOPJ; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...

4,971 posted on 10/10/2020 2:31:04 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("What we can see of God's canvas is laughably small." ~Bp. Barron)
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To: HKMk23

We’re doing fine, thanks. In year 25 of homeschooling, we really didn’t notice anything different, except that new people, often with only one child, are turning up in places that used to be the purview, at least during weekday/daytime hours, of people like me.

DP and I have been going to church since April, because of the Spanish music for the streaming service. The congregation is up to about 100. One Mexican lady died of Covid, but she was very sick already, which doesn’t make it any less sad, of course. Quite a few people have recovered from it.

We went camping last weekend in the mountains with the Envirothon team, and last night we had a bonfire and cookout at the house of one family (in the woods, very fun). I’d still be in bed, unusually for me, but the cats staged some hostilities outside the bedroom door at 5:15, because they wanted to go out.

I agree about the “educational” websites. They’re all set up so that it’s literally impossible to keep the students from doing all kinds of time-waster activities. Either that or DP only tells me that it’s impossible because he wants me to go crazy.

We’re supposed to have someone come to look at the back door today. Frank broke the screen door - Frank has the deportment of a young elephant - and the frame really needs to be replaced along with the door. They were supposed to come Thursday afternoon, but (DP says) the employee told him that they’d called to reschedule, but when nobody answered the phone, they just hung up instead of leaving a message. Fill in my standard rant about millennials who literally can’t go to the bathroom without a phone, but also can’t manage a simple *phone call*.

I’m a rule-follower by instinct, so we wear masks where the sign says “mask required,” and otherwise don’t.


4,972 posted on 10/10/2020 2:40:40 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("What we can see of God's canvas is laughably small." ~Bp. Barron)
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To: ArGee
How does anyone drive upside down, let alone on the wrong side of the continent?

I'm confused about that, myself, and I'm glad I'm not trying to drive in Australia. I feel dizzy just thinking about it.

4,973 posted on 10/10/2020 3:12:46 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("What we can see of God's canvas is laughably small." ~Bp. Barron)
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To: HKMk23

I want a shed, too.


4,974 posted on 10/10/2020 3:13:21 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("What we can see of God's canvas is laughably small." ~Bp. Barron)
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To: Tax-chick; HKMk23; ArGee; null and void

I cannot believe I missed so many posts by so many wonderful people talking about portions of their lives that I am, for some strange reason, avidly interested in. The people and the lives they lead. I apologize, people.

(Now, I want to cry.)


4,975 posted on 10/10/2020 3:22:07 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I won't be remembered as a woman who kept her mouth shut. ~~ Linda B. -- FB ~~)
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To: Tax-chick

Caturday kitteh sez da floor needa be cleened!

Good morning.

Congratulations to Elen, USMC!

Now, I need to take the trash out and bring the water in!

BRB.


4,976 posted on 10/10/2020 3:30:22 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I won't be remembered as a woman who kept her mouth shut. ~~ Linda B. -- FB ~~)
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To: Monkey Face

The great thing about the Undead Thread is that all the info is here when you get to it.


4,977 posted on 10/10/2020 3:36:12 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("What we can see of God's canvas is laughably small." ~Bp. Barron)
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To: Tax-chick

The thing is, I was looking for posts to me, and didn’t recognize the large gap in numbers. I need to be more aware of things going on around me.


4,978 posted on 10/10/2020 3:46:24 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I won't be remembered as a woman who kept her mouth shut. ~~ Linda B. -- FB ~~)
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To: Monkey Face

That happens to me sometimes, too.


4,979 posted on 10/10/2020 4:03:00 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("What we can see of God's canvas is laughably small." ~Bp. Barron)
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To: Monkey Face

I cleaned my glasses, but there’s still a fog over the world, and I just typed “gof” for “fog.” Unnngh.

Frank says he left his backpack in his friend’s mom’s car last night. Maybe I can go on a Patrick Driving Adventure over there later.


4,980 posted on 10/10/2020 4:14:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("What we can see of God's canvas is laughably small." ~Bp. Barron)
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