Idiot who licked toilets test positive

Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

[Rebelbase]

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter

[Silentgypsy]

Sounds good except for the Monroe part.

[Tax-chick]

The apartment was not clean. This leads me to believe the dream was triggered by the experience of cleaning the boys’ rooms the last couple of days.

[Monkey Face]

A messy anything you inhabit is an indication that whatever is worrying you or is confusing you will soon come to an orderly conclusion. The book sez.

Charlie called earlier and said they are left on their own down there in Hooterville, the manager and maintenance having absconded for the duration and took the keys to laundry room with them.

The mayor of said berg is extremely angry with the governor of the state for locking down the casinos and everything else that can provide a livelihood and she wants her city back. I’m SO glad I don’t have to deal with it.

And now, I’m taking myself off to bed.

[Tax-chick]

whatever is worrying you or is confusing you will soon come to an orderly conclusion

As opposed to heading to Harris Teeter to see what alcoholic beverages are left on the shelves, I choose to believe what the book sez!

I hope you have a great night, and I'm glad you're in a better place than Hooterville!

[moose07]

I suspect,Bob, that Jumpy is actually waving....

Spiders ,wonders of Hydrolic engineering.
Did a ‘paper’ at college on spider hydrolics. It was Hydrolics as required on a subject of interest.

[NicknamedBob]

Guess I’ll never get used to Anglicized spellings.

[moose07]

LOL.
Only spotted it after posting.
English is constantly developing, let’s simplify it. :D

[NicknamedBob]

But then there would be meihem in ce klasrum.

[Darksheare]

Jumping spiders communicate via semaphore by waving their pedipalps at each other.
Dunno what they’re saying, but wave on little eating machines.

[NicknamedBob]

They’re saying, “Nothing to see here ... Move along.”

[Tijeras_Slim]

Translated..."A worthy undead thread."

[Covenantor]

Don't forget to wear your mittens...

[Covenantor]

Today I learned that typing Tax Chickey into the reply address box is not valid, unlike...

Santa Claus
North Pole

[Tax-chick]

Aw, what a cutie!

[moose07]

That’s Pretty.

He’s Looking at you.

[moose07]

[ArGee]

Mayor de Blasio is acting like a control freak in a control store ... or ... something ... anyway.

None of his control freak measures are slowing the spread of COVID-19.

I sent him my proposal but he hasn’t responded. I suggested he 1) immediately licence all New Yorkers (even the illegals - I threw that in to appeal to his wokeness) to carry a handgun and 2) make it legal to shoot someone who is six feet or closer to you.

I can’t see how that won’t stop the spread of the virus.

[moose07]

Mayor de Blasio is out of his depth and panicking.
The Japanese brought this thing rapidly under control by simply wearing FFP2NR face masks.
The problem is the long incubation period of this thing,between five and fourteen days. Most people show some symptom by day five, even the professional disease carriers.
The firearm thing appeals but wouldn’t be required is you all just wore face masks and washed your hands as often as possible.
I sit here reading the forum comments and really would like to bang heads together.
Both camps are right. Freedom is being violated, but can soon be unviolated, you’re all armed. Lockdown becomes a necessary evil if no one is doing anything themselves to help. As we saw here. (UK)
When the bug has Voetsak thing can return to normal and proper preparation carried out for next time.
Maybe I’m being to simplistic,but that is the path I’m currently headed down.

EN149:2001+A1:2009 FFP2NR

[Tax-chick]

That one’s even cuter!

[moose07]

They’re also tiny. About 0.1 inches long.
They raise both front legs when they look at you.
You don’t see them move, just suddenly become aware of their new location.