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Idiot who licked toilets test positive
Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

Posted on 03/24/2020 9:36:36 AM PDT by Rebelbase

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter



TOPICS: Health/Medicine
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To: Monkey Face

He says it works, “but there may be a little adjustment necessary.” Since I don’t use that bathroom, it can wait until Tom, dba Epic Fail Plumbing Service, can look at it.


3,161 posted on 07/16/2020 7:01:18 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("You can't die of every little thing all the time." ~Itxu Diaz)
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To: Monkey Face

Maybe you’ll be surprised by a prompt response.


3,162 posted on 07/16/2020 7:01:55 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("You can't die of every little thing all the time." ~Itxu Diaz)
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To: Tax-chick

Sounds good to me!

I think I need to dust in here.

Maybe I’ll wait until tomorrow, when I rearrange the kitchen. I’ll be moving the flight cage out and dismantling it, while the Muppet Birds are in their separate cages. It should give a feeling of more space, if nothing else.


3,163 posted on 07/16/2020 7:04:00 AM PDT by Monkey Face (When you don't know how you know but you know you know then that's all you need to know. FB)
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To: Tax-chick

I just sent my Favorite Son a text that as soon as I got a confirmation letter (that my application has been accepted and I’m officially on the list) I would call them to see how long the wait is, and that will tell me how much time I have to pack.

He actually seems excited. Strange. ;o]


3,164 posted on 07/16/2020 7:05:57 AM PDT by Monkey Face (When you don't know how you know but you know you know then that's all you need to know. FB)
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To: Monkey Face

Maybe your son is thinking that this is a good time in history to be nearer, rather than more distant, with the people you can count on.


3,165 posted on 07/16/2020 7:08:22 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("You can't die of every little thing all the time." ~Itxu Diaz)
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To: Tax-chick

Actually, that’s fairly close to his wife’s part of the three-way conversation we had last week. It was more of, “We always knew there would come a time when we would want you closer so we could keep an eye on you.” That, of course, could have a couple of meanings, but coming from her, it was a nice thought. So I’ll take it.

And yes, I need people I can count on. I always have. But they have mostly consisted of me.


3,166 posted on 07/16/2020 7:30:30 AM PDT by Monkey Face (When you don't know how you know but you know you know then that's all you need to know. FB)
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To: Monkey Face

When there’s a couple of ways to take it, you might as well pick the nicer one.

I’ve been known to suggest that my tombstone could read, “I didn’t mean that like it sounded.”


3,167 posted on 07/16/2020 7:33:37 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("You can't die of every little thing all the time." ~Itxu Diaz)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m with you on the yapdogs.

She’s coming along well, if slowly. She’s growing fast.

She can now walk up 3 flights of stairs, but needs to learn to walk down.

And she’s a poodle, so training her is slow, patience-building work.


3,168 posted on 07/16/2020 8:23:10 AM PDT by ArGee (This is a tagline. This is only a tagline. Had it been a post, it would have been told to look up.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

My tombstone should read, “What, already???!!!”


3,169 posted on 07/16/2020 8:25:11 AM PDT by ArGee (This is a tagline. This is only a tagline. Had it been a post, it would have been told to look up.)
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To: Tax-chick; ArGee

Done!!

The application will be on its way to AR by the end of the day.

Both my children are happy, now... I think.


3,170 posted on 07/16/2020 8:45:21 AM PDT by Monkey Face (When you don't know how you know but you know you know then that's all you need to know. FB)
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To: Monkey Face; ArGee

Ash the Greyhound had trouble getting down the stairs.


3,171 posted on 07/16/2020 11:59:55 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("You can't die of every little thing all the time." ~Itxu Diaz)
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To: Tax-chick

Apparently all puppies have to learn to go down stairs. It’s not a natural move, not even as natural as going up stairs.


3,172 posted on 07/16/2020 1:11:00 PM PDT by ArGee (This is a tagline. This is only a tagline. Had it been a post, it would have been told to look up.)
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To: ArGee

I can see that.

Sure is hot here.


3,173 posted on 07/16/2020 2:40:12 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("You can't die of every little thing all the time." ~Itxu Diaz)
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To: Tax-chick

Sure is insomnia-ish here... :o|


3,174 posted on 07/17/2020 12:20:49 AM PDT by Monkey Face (When you don't know how you know but you know you know then that's all you need to know. FB)
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To: Monkey Face; GOPJ; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Tax-chick; Anoreth; ...

3,175 posted on 07/17/2020 2:22:18 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("You can't die of every little thing all the time." ~Itxu Diaz)
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To: Monkey Face

Good morning. I hope you’re asleep!


3,176 posted on 07/17/2020 2:22:36 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("You can't die of every little thing all the time." ~Itxu Diaz)
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To: Tax-chick

Awww... That floof has such thick fur!!

Good morning.

Nope, I’m not sleeping. I stayed awake until 1800, trying to make myself tired enough to sleep longer, but I awoke at 1900 and was awake until almost 2130. Then I woke up again at 0100 and decided to give it up as a bad job.

So the shower has been had and I walked over to check yesterday’s mail. Crikey! A moose card and a packet from Forrest City AR, which is the USDA area office. They sent me a packet with an application for a “Single Family Housing Direct Home Loan.” Quite unlike the application for “subsidized housing for the elderly.”

I haven’t looked at it, but I think it’s something that I have to have a place already picked out to apply for. This is the place I sent the letter to. The application I sent yesterday was the place I called, in Cabot.


3,177 posted on 07/17/2020 2:47:36 AM PDT by Monkey Face (When you don't know how you know but you know you know then that's all you need to know. FB)
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To: Tax-chick

No sleep, but I AM wearing my new Hard Rock Cafe shirt!!


3,178 posted on 07/17/2020 2:48:37 AM PDT by Monkey Face (When you don't know how you know but you know you know then that's all you need to know. FB)
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To: Monkey Face

Confusing, that housing stuff. I hope you don’t find yourself living someplace totally different from what you expected!

Frank really liked the t-shirt.


3,179 posted on 07/17/2020 3:09:58 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("You can't die of every little thing all the time." ~Itxu Diaz)
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To: Tax-chick

I like the T-shirt, too! LOL!

This is the place, as I said, that I wrote to. I thought I was clear in my request for an application for a rental on a senior property in Cabot, but this thing, if I filled it out, could have me living anywhere in AR.

I’ll look it over, though, because you never know... ;o]

(I’m torn between going to bed for an hour and not being able to sleep tonight if I do... Unngh...)


3,180 posted on 07/17/2020 3:37:01 AM PDT by Monkey Face (When you don't know how you know but you know you know then that's all you need to know. FB)
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