Idiot who licked toilets test positive

Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

[Rebelbase]

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter

[ArGee]

I take pride in laziness.

Aha! A fellow engineer.

[Vaduz]

The will have use their time tested game fake votes,Obama won in some states with more votes than voters.

[GOPJ]

LOL - Thank you. Add me.

[Monkey Face]

DONE! OK, Ganag! GOPJ has just decided to become one of the Elite Undeaders, so please welcome a newbie to the Fold!

We all hope you enjoy your time here, but remember, it’s a very low volume ping list.

Tax-chick provides us with Kitteh Pics every morning, so there is that to look forward to, among other things!

:o]

‘Face

[Tax-chick]

The stovetop and counters have been thoroughly cleaned while I listened to Jonah Goldberg and Kevin Williamson retail their opinions on a variety of subjects with quite a bit of humor.

Next, I’ll go see what the brothers have accomplished in their room.

[Tax-chick]

I’m adding you to the list for the Morning Kitteh, a once-a-day cat picture.

Welcome!

[Monkey Face]

Letting my fingers work their magic while I indulge in another episode of “Endeavour.” This one is about killings surrounding mummy movies. I love the actors in this series!

[Tax-chick]

I have another potholder underway. Maybe I’ll get back to it later today. Four should be enough for Tom the Son: one for each extremity.

[Monkey Face]

I did some stove top cleaning this morning, as well as just getting the kitchen ready for a batch of sourdough starter.

I hope it works, though I may have to wait until I move. Whenever that is.

[Old Sarge]

Dangit, boy, it’s about time!

[moose07]

Greetings to you GOPJ,
Just for the Catering Dept: Do you have Milk and/or sugar in your Tea?
:D

[NicknamedBob]

"Dangit, boy, it’s about time!"

Now everybody has the time to sit and ponder the truth of my long ago lament, ...

The World's Going toEnd

The world’s going to end, some day, some day,
But I can tell you when.
When I stop cranking out for it,
The impetus to spin.

Oh, yes, it’s me who’s at the heart,
Of every thing’s conjunction,
I noticed this while still quite young,
Who else could make it function?

Nothing happens when I’m not there,
Though some pretend it does.
They cannot fool me for I see,
It’s just the way it was.

I feel perplexed and puzzled,
You all will go some day,
When my senescence brings a close,
To all you have to say.

Like silent ghosts you’ll drift away,
While I in sleep descend.
And on that sad and somber day,
The world will have its end.

NicknamedBob . . . . . . July 6, 2007

[moose07]

“We just got a nice note from the Mayor of Boring, “

On headed and correctly folded Basildon Bond paper I trust.

[NicknamedBob]

"On headed and correctly folded Basildon Bond paper I trust."

I folded a letter incorrectly recently; my apologies to the world for that transgression.

My excuse is that I was using a spare "window" envelope, and the strange folding was required to let the address show properly.

I don't plan to commit this sin ever again, but boy! I'm glad I got that off my chest.

[moose07]

LOL,

Good for you Bob. :)

[Tax-chick]

On headed and correctly folded Basildon Bond paper I trust.

As a taxpayer, I would not support that. Mayor Alvarez sent out an email with a link to a .pdf of an actual letter on town letterhead, though.

A Carolina Wren is having an absolute fit out in the back yard right now. He's run through three distinct songs plus his "shriek like an enraged mockingbird" sound.

I assume he saw a girl wren.

[NicknamedBob]

The niceties, and the necessities, even in times of tumult, must be obsserved.

[moose07]

You have a sensible Conservative Mayor by the sound of it.
I can almost guarantee Our Beloved .Gov is preparing a Full colour 10 page pamphlet for every household in the country.

[Not A Snowbird]

Welcome to the Undead, GOPJ! Don’t lick the doorknobs.

[GOPJ]

Happy to be here...