Idiot who licked toilets test positive

Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

[Rebelbase]

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter

[NicknamedBob]

I’ve seen “Grease” but not “Saturday Night Fever.”

The reverse for me. I also watched "Xanadu" ... I remember music, I think.

[Tax-chick]

I’m sure that was hysterical.

[Tax-chick]

Olivia Newton-John.

[Sirius Lee]

Give it a brown filling and you have a Fig Newton-John

[Tax-chick]

He’ll let you know what he thinks about your quality.

[Tax-chick]

Figs remind me of prunes. Ugh.

[Monkey Face]

W00t!

[Monkey Face]

*tagline*

[Monkey Face]

*correction*

[Tax-chick]

[Monkey Face]

To move da fing or not to move da fing...

Good morning.

I actually got a few minutes to talk to Chuck yesterday, and he was telling me what he and his wife did with their stimulus checks. He bought a new bed for her, and she bought a new TV for him.

He also had that branch cut off and one person from the Dismally Inept Lawn Service spent the entire day here, blowing out the rock bed, the shrub bed between the houses and the lawns, and the parking spots. the rest of the crew didn’t start until 1130 for the mowing and hedge trimming, but the place looks livable, now.

I need to go fold my clothes, but I’m really tired and just don’t think I’m up to it. Maybe later.

Walmart is calling but I’m too tired to go there. If I had the money, I’d try the grocery pickup, but you know how it goes. So I’ll just sit here and hope tomorrow is a better day.

[Tax-chick]

Good morning. The young parties are moving slowly today. I hope things improve there when it gets light!

[Monkey Face]

I empathize with the young parties. I seem to be moving in slow stages. It would be nice to have some energy.

[ArGee]

Well, happy Tuesday all.

I don’t know what kitteh his watching so carefully, but it’s properly armed with a Cambria bomb, so it’ll be OK.

[Tax-chick]

At least you got the tree-limb removed before it came in your apartment and strangled you in your bed, as I sometimes say about our lawn.

[Monkey Face]

Happy Tuesday! Kittehs have built-in defenses. Their sharp pointy things are always available and always lethal.

[Monkey Face]

The tree limb would have strangled me at my desk. Chuck said this tree as well as a couple of others are slated to be removed, and it can’t happen too soon for me. While I like the shade, I loathe the cooties and the fact that the roots overtake everything.

Some days, I walk past it on my way to my parking spot and feel like I’m in a Stephen King book or a Midsomer Nightmare.

[Tax-chick]

I suspect a spider.

[Monkey Face]

Or some other creepy-crawly. The only thing holding the floof back is fear... But curiosity will get the better of it.

[Tax-chick]

Kittehs eat spiders.