Idiot who licked toilets test positive

Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

[Rebelbase]

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter

[ArGee]

Well pounced!

[Monkey Face]

Now that you mention pouncing...

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[Tax-chick]

DP and I were discussing Ancient Rome - as one does - while walking around the neighborhood earlier. I suggested that if a Roman visited one of our homes, he would think the small animals were our deities.

[Tax-chick]

I was outside having some exercise.

[Monkey Face]

I had thought about going to the local store this morning, then going to get the oil changed, and I realized Lin’s doesn’t carry milk in quarts, and their instant breakfast is about a dollar more per box than Walmart. I went to Walmart and was first in line, so I had a chance to talk to the assistant manager while we waited for the doors to open. I was first in line!

So we talked for a bit to pass the time, and he was complaining that his throat was sore the entire time he worked due to the mask and I told him he needed to change it more often than once a shift. He said his throat didn’t hurt on his weekend. DUH.

Anyway, when I left the store, he was talking to another employee, and as I walked past I thanked them and wished them a good day, and heard Corey say so his co-worker, “That’s my Number One Customer!” THAT was worth the trip to Walmart!

But I’m in so much pain now that I won’t be going to Jiffy Lube until tomorrow. I don’t think.

[Tax-chick]

Congratulations on your partial success in your morning endeavor. I’ll have to shop later, or DP will: they’ve used almost all the eggs I bought Monday morning.

[Monkey Face]

I still need meat and beer. But It’s been a week since I’ve shopped, so...

All of a sudden, it’s Spring. I need to drag out the fan.

[Tax-chick]

It’s Spring here too: we have goslings! Not right by us, but in Lake Park and other subdivisions with ponds.

[Darksheare]

Ahoy, Orange Kitty!

[Darksheare]

It’s a Monday in disguise!
Run for it!

[Darksheare]

The pets think they are deities too.

[Tax-chick]

Oh, absolutely.

[Monkey Face]

The pets think they are deities too.

Well, aren't they? ;o]

[ArGee]

Well, I ran for it. Right smack dab into a conference call.

So THAT didn’t work.

[Tax-chick]

I survived Walmart again. An older lady recommended the “Fabuloso” brand of cleaning solution, which I was considering because English-labelled brands were sold out. She also recommended that Vlad should do the cleaning.

[moose07]

‘”posting in tongues”

That explains the smearing on the inside of the screen. :)

[Covenantor]

Need to keep that 6mm social distancing from the screen....

;>)

[Tax-chick]

D’afternoon, gents. It’s shaping up to storm here.

[Covenantor]

North boind towards me?

[moose07]

: D

Good Dafternoon , Ladies and Chaps.

Hope we are all in fine fettle this bonny Dafternoon.