Posted on 03/22/2020 2:04:21 AM PDT by nickcarraway
Due to the Coronavirus, all organized Coronado sports have been put on hold. However, there are highlights happening in backyards all over Coronado. By the way, we dig the “bat flip” celebration!
Nice swing!
Baseball needs to be banned as it has been shown that Covid 19 originated with bats.
+10,000,000 internet points.
The Good Lord willing, the kids will be back on the diamond by mid-April, the sound of the bat, the voice of the ump, the high fives, can’t wait.
Redeemable for a single roll of toilet paper.
Fundamental misunderstanding: any experienced backyard wiffleball player knows you don’t swing toward the neighbor’s fence, you swing toward your house! A ball that hits the house is a double, on the roof a triple, and over the roof on the fly (and into the frontyard for easy retrieval) a homer. Kids these days....
I wonder if there’s a household rule against dusting your own kid during the next at-bat? Better check with the wife-commissioner.
You throw the plastic ball at him, then he heaves the plastic bat at you....
Start ‘em young! LOL! Seriously, the kid does need to learn that there are ‘consequences’ for acting like you’re on an ESPN highlight reel.
What is this? Germany after WW1? Venezuela today? America tomorrow?
Only time will tell...
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