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How to deal with Toilet Paper shortage
Posted on 03/20/2020 7:09:10 PM PDT by entropy12
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To: dynachrome
Don’t turn it on full blast.
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posted on
03/20/2020 7:47:13 PM PDT
by
Savage Beast
(Curse of intelligence: Having to watch the morons try everything you know won't work!)
To: FreedomPoster
Maybe they could be trained for humans.
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posted on
03/20/2020 7:47:56 PM PDT
by
Savage Beast
(Curse of intelligence: Having to watch the morons try everything you know won't work!)
To: Maudeen
Great deed by you! I had a colleague once (when I had a job) who would offer good money to people who stopped smoking at work.
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posted on
03/20/2020 7:52:04 PM PDT
by
entropy12
(You are either for free enterprise or want gov't to guarantee your wages.)
To: lapsus calami
Bonus: Free fertilizer for your lawn!
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posted on
03/20/2020 7:52:51 PM PDT
by
entropy12
(You are either for free enterprise or want gov't to guarantee your wages.)
To: smokingfrog
Looks like a handy tool if this virus hangs on for much longer.
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posted on
03/20/2020 7:54:59 PM PDT
by
entropy12
(You are either for free enterprise or want gov't to guarantee your wages.)
To: KarlInOhio
All I have to do is quit eating raisin bran and I can skip every other day LOL
46
posted on
03/20/2020 7:57:11 PM PDT
by
entropy12
(You are either for free enterprise or want gov't to guarantee your wages.)
To: entropy12
Regarding Point Number 3; I once knew a couple who had a schnauzer. They would let her go out to do her business, and when she came back in, one of them would wipe her butt with TP. That’s the truth with my right hand up.
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posted on
03/20/2020 7:57:50 PM PDT
by
Tucker39
("It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible." George Washington)
To: entropy12
Years ago, one of our workers did hid “job” and there was no toilet paper, so he grabbed a handful of fiberglass batting insulation and wiped with it.
It put him in the hospital. DON’T DO IT!
To: entropy12
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posted on
03/20/2020 8:00:32 PM PDT
by
GreenLanternCorps
(Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Atsk about franchise opportunities in your area.)
To: Exit148
50
posted on
03/20/2020 8:00:44 PM PDT
by
100American
(Knowledge is knowing how, Wisdom is knowing when)
To: entropy12; basil
The plant canna.
Ladies can convert their She-Shed (Che-Shed?) to a to a tobacco type drying barn to cure the leaves.
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posted on
03/20/2020 8:01:11 PM PDT
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
To: Tucker39
You sure I was not your neighbor? My wife always wiped the female dog’s butt with a dog towel after every time the dog came back in.
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posted on
03/20/2020 8:03:23 PM PDT
by
entropy12
(You are either for free enterprise or want gov't to guarantee your wages.)
To: entropy12
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posted on
03/20/2020 8:04:36 PM PDT
by
Pilsner
To: oldasrocks
Built a small catapult and shoot the sack out a window. Back to the Middle Ages. Garde loo!
To: 100American
Watched the whole thing LOL thanks for posting!
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posted on
03/20/2020 8:09:37 PM PDT
by
entropy12
(You are either for free enterprise or want gov't to guarantee your wages.)
To: Pilsner
You should really have a white cob to make sure the red ones worked. I was told as a kid. 2 reds, one white. Got make sure the system is working. :)
To: entropy12
ALTERNATIVES to toilet tissue:
Paper napkins
Paper towel
baby wipes
facial tissue (Kleenex)
Southwestern Bell’s yellow pages; white pages
crepe paper
newspaper
disposable diapers
large oak leaves
and for really tough guys,
sandpaper.
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posted on
03/20/2020 8:11:23 PM PDT
by
V K Lee
("VICTORY FOR THE RIGHTEOUS IS JUDGMENT FOR THE WICKED")
To: Aut Pax Aut Bellum
wow that was the best line ever read on here...congrats
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posted on
03/20/2020 8:16:44 PM PDT
by
curdogmen
(we got a dog in this hunt)
To: entropy12
Use paper napkins from McDonalds.
59
posted on
03/20/2020 8:16:47 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMind
(Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
To: FreedomPoster
yellow pages:
__________________
You a gardener?
each page can be folded and made into a small pot to start seeds. When the seedlings are ready to plant the entire ‘pot’ can be planted as is.
Same is done with newspaper:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ou-3ZBI_ac
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posted on
03/20/2020 8:20:09 PM PDT
by
V K Lee
("VICTORY FOR THE RIGHTEOUS IS JUDGMENT FOR THE WICKED")
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