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Posted on 03/19/2020 6:05:19 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Beer stolen from Wildwood Wawa
Two men stole packs of Corona from a gas station in the midst of the coronavirus pandemic and now Wildwood police say they’re trying to identify the culprits.
Police said the thieves arrived at a Wawa Saturday night in a sun-damaged black four-door sedan and backed into a parking spot with all the windows rolled down.
They both went inside the convenience store together but the passenger was the first to enter the beer cave and snatch two 12-packs of Corona and one case of Modelo beer, records show.
The driver then grabbed three 12-packs of Corona and they both left through the gas station’s back entrance and shoved the beer into the car through the open windows, according to police.
The driver sped off onto U.S. Highway 301 with the passenger door still open.
Anyone who recognizes the men is asked to call Crimeline at 1-800-423-TIPS (8477).
Pretty lame wheels for a couple cool dudes from the hood..
i can't imagine getting busted for stealing pisswater...
Man. As crappy a beer as Corona is, they could NOT pay me ENOUGH to load that crap into my fridge.
This is where this Texan says: Bless their hearts.
PS: Nice Hooptie! LMAO
Some people will steal ANYTHING that isn’t nailed down.
It’s a pretty safe bet that their “Baby Mamas” could be mistaken for feral hogs.
They got the Corona (beer) virus.
LOLOL!!! no doubt
I don’t really get why this made big news though. I mean, a couple things of beer?
You know a man with Corona virus needs a women with Lyme disease.
And come cute little critters, to boot.
Nice. A match made in Heaven!
She put the lime in the Corona, she called the doctor, woke him up
And said, Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take
I say, doctor, to relieve this bellyache?
“They said they were sent here by The Health Department.
Yeah. I didn’t believe them either.”
What weirdos would waylay a Wildwood Wawa while Wuhan woes widen?
When all you steal is beer - then drink it up, you don’t garner a lot of profit...
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