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1 posted on 03/19/2020 11:13:20 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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The kangaroo is clearly worried about supply shortages.


2 posted on 03/19/2020 11:15:02 AM PDT by House Atreides (Boycott the NFL 100% — PERMANENTL)
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Hey, doesn’t he know that he could sell that TP for good money to hoarders?!


3 posted on 03/19/2020 11:15:23 AM PDT by irishjuggler
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This story doesn’t surprise me at all. Many years ago Al Gore predicted that Global Warming would cause kangaroos to eat toilet paper. I’m all for giving Mr. Gore another Nobel Prize for correctly predicting this phenomenon.


4 posted on 03/19/2020 11:17:25 AM PDT by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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I haven’t seen ‘em, but I think my local supermarket is infested with these things.


5 posted on 03/19/2020 11:17:42 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
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poor thing.


6 posted on 03/19/2020 11:17:45 AM PDT by nuconvert ( Warning: Accused of being a radical militarist. Approach with caution.)
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"Kangaroo Caught Eating Toilet Paper in Campground Bathroom"

This could lead to the invention of a better Kangaroo trap.
7 posted on 03/19/2020 11:18:19 AM PDT by clearcarbon
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Tie me kangaroo down, sport.


8 posted on 03/19/2020 11:18:23 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Kill them all!


10 posted on 03/19/2020 11:19:16 AM PDT by DouglasKC
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if the word got out about kangaroos eating our toilet paper, it could dispose people inappropriately toward marsupial-Americans ... this news is racist!


11 posted on 03/19/2020 11:19:33 AM PDT by Redmen4ever (u)
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That is exactly why I hang a bottle of kangaroo repellent at the basement door. So far it seems to have worked, too.


12 posted on 03/19/2020 11:22:25 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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at least its more sanitary then the coronavirus challenge, average Kangaroo has more brain cells then the average young person


14 posted on 03/19/2020 11:31:45 AM PDT by chemical_boy
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It’s eucalyptus pulp. Of course.


15 posted on 03/19/2020 11:32:07 AM PDT by blackdog (Making wine cave appearances upon request.)
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Fake News.

According to an orderly queue of civilized kangaroos at the scene, a different group of frantic kangaroos had just been defeated by the victorious kangaroo in a fight over the toilet paper when the victorious kangaroo tossed her joey out of her pouch and began quickly stuffing her pouch with TP but, in order to hide her theft, began eating the toilet paper when she was discovered by the cameraman.


16 posted on 03/19/2020 11:34:41 AM PDT by pax_et_bonum (God is good, He loves us, and He is always with us.)
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So THAT’S where all the TP went.....Australia for the ROOS!


17 posted on 03/19/2020 11:50:33 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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I think he was just getting some BEFORE he sat on the toilet because his little arms wouldnt be able to REACH the roll!


18 posted on 03/19/2020 11:51:45 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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He must have a sh*tty outlook on life.


20 posted on 03/19/2020 11:58:22 AM PDT by dljordan
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So that is how is buying up all the TP. 8>)


21 posted on 03/19/2020 11:59:47 AM PDT by Robert DeLong
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A Roo in the loo.


22 posted on 03/19/2020 12:01:47 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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Not so bad. Dogs prefer the paper to have been used.


23 posted on 03/19/2020 12:15:51 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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Poor hungry thing. Probably still very low on food due to the recent fires.


24 posted on 03/19/2020 12:16:47 PM PDT by EinNYC
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