Lexophiles

email | 3/19/2020 | unknown

[equaviator]

“”To write with a broken pencil is pointless.””

That’s why they put pencils on erasers!

[NonLinear]

Boomerangs are coming back!

[NonLinear]

I didn’t know the jogger was a magician until I saw him turn into my street.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

When they re-opened Beethoven’s tomb he said “shut the door, I’m busy decomposing.

[NurdlyPeon]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.

There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

British Orthodonture

[WhattheDickens?]

Saving for later. Thanks.

[Cvengr]

mark

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I once had a broken vacuum cleaner. I put a Justin Bieber sticker on it so now it sucks again.

[Free in Texas]

Winner winner chicken dinner!

[nonsporting]

It goes like this: “I couldn’t figure out why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.”

[Belteshazzar]

Thank you. Please keep it up. I teach English online and always need more such jokes to start class.

[Alas Babylon!]

Lexophile = Dad jokes

This is a great list things for a father to say to teenage children!

[nuconvert]

Some of the supposed entries seem familiar.
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Steven Wright fan here

[IronJack]

Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

What kind of crack is that?

[folkquest]

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil has to be lead.

[folkquest]

The problem with some people: Give ‘em an inch and they think they’re a ruler!

[jimmygrace]

Kind of like “I got my a$$ kicked by some Kung Flu”!

[goldbux]

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[alfa6]

Thanks

Regards

alfa6 ;>}