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Biden: 'Not Only Will I Appoint A Woman Running Mate, But I Will Stand Behind Her At All Times' (satire)
Babylon Bee ^ | March 17 2020

Posted on 03/17/2020 2:26:02 PM PDT by knighthawk

WASHINGTON, D.C.—If Joe Biden wins the Democratic nomination, his running mate will be a woman, he said Sunday. He then promised that no matter which woman he appointed as his running mate, he would stand behind her at all times.

Biden, throughout his presidential run, has mentioned a host of women as possible vice-presidential picks who he would love to stand directly behind at an uncomfortably close distance, including former primary rivals California Sen. Kamala Harris, Minnesota Sen. Amy Klobuchar, and Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren. Biden says each has an aroma about them that he likes.

"You know I don't see why we can't elect multiple women as vice president. That's how progressive I am. I say elect me a whole harem of 'em," Biden added.

According to a Biden campaign official, Biden says he is prepared to run a "vigorous and extensive vetting process" to determine his new female vice president pick should he become the Democratic presidential nominee. Biden claims the process has already begun, as he sees every woman as a potential running mate he can get behind.

At press time Joe Biden was sampling the bouquet of various women's hair, openly considering women of all races and ages.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: biden; creepyjoe; creepyjoebiden; creepyunclejoe; dadofadeadbeat; hillary; hillaryclinton; quidprojoe
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1 posted on 03/17/2020 2:26:02 PM PDT by knighthawk
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To: knighthawk

12 isn’t too young to be a V.P. right?


2 posted on 03/17/2020 2:27:27 PM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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To: Pilgrim's Progress

In dog years?


3 posted on 03/17/2020 2:28:05 PM PDT by wally_bert (Spend like you were going to the electric chair!)
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To: knighthawk
Of course he'll stand behind her.

Image result for biden sniffing abrams

 

To sniff her hair.

4 posted on 03/17/2020 2:32:19 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Click my screen name for an analysis on how HIllary wins next November.)
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To: knighthawk

PSA. Youtube is removing practically all the videos of Biden groping or stumbling over his words. Save whatever clips you can find because its getting a lot harder to find them.


5 posted on 03/17/2020 2:32:47 PM PDT by jarwulf
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To: knighthawk

World is so crazy that we may actually see Creepy Joe behind his VP nominee sniffing her hair during the Old Fart Malarky campaign. But Trump will crush him in the election.

Satire/reality...these days it is hard to tell


6 posted on 03/17/2020 2:32:53 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty (MAGA KAG)
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To: knighthawk

No Stacy?

She smells like pancakes


7 posted on 03/17/2020 2:33:21 PM PDT by digger48
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To: jarwulf

That’s why they didn’t want Tulsi in the debates

No way short of a shock collar to keep Gropin Joe from wandering over and giving her a whiff


8 posted on 03/17/2020 2:35:19 PM PDT by digger48
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To: knighthawk

I’m sorry, but this story doesn’t pass the smell test.


9 posted on 03/17/2020 2:35:47 PM PDT by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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To: Leaning Right

Source is Babylon Bee...is a satire site as noted in the thread title.


10 posted on 03/17/2020 2:38:11 PM PDT by newfreep ("INSIDE EVERY PROGRESSIVE IS A TOTALITARIAN SCREAMING TO GET OUT" - DAVID HOROWITZ)
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To: knighthawk

And get my share of feelskis


11 posted on 03/17/2020 2:40:11 PM PDT by no-to-illegals ( Liberals, leftists, Rinos, moslems, illegals, lamestream media. All want America to fail and die)
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To: newfreep

I think he got you...


12 posted on 03/17/2020 2:41:40 PM PDT by fhayek
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To: knighthawk

Did he say he would select “a woman with good-smelling hair”?


13 posted on 03/17/2020 2:41:52 PM PDT by Rocky
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14 posted on 03/17/2020 2:42:00 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: jarwulf

Why? Those are all “completely normal” behavior...

https://youtu.be/3gR1k2FOCds

If you are a pedophile!


15 posted on 03/17/2020 2:42:30 PM PDT by RasterMaster ("Towering genius disdains a beaten path." - Abraham Lincoln)
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To: fhayek

R U sure...’cuz a lotta freepers get fooled by “The Bee” as it is so close to the truth.


16 posted on 03/17/2020 2:46:07 PM PDT by newfreep ("INSIDE EVERY PROGRESSIVE IS A TOTALITARIAN SCREAMING TO GET OUT" - DAVID HOROWITZ)
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To: knighthawk
Biden says each has 'an Aroma" about them that he likes..

"You know I don't see why we can't elect multiple women as vice president...

I say elect me 'a whole HAREM' of 'em,"....

Spoken as a true 'sexual pervert!


17 posted on 03/17/2020 2:46:16 PM PDT by caww
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To: knighthawk

Biden is breaking the glass ceiling because the girls can’t do it on their own.


18 posted on 03/17/2020 2:48:35 PM PDT by Leep (Everyday is Trump Day!)
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To: Bon mots

I would expect sudden natural death instead.


19 posted on 03/17/2020 2:50:17 PM PDT by wally_bert (Spend like you were going to the electric chair!)
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To: knighthawk; All

They’re all disgusting creatures and most likely smell like a fish store.


20 posted on 03/17/2020 2:51:43 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn’t common anymore.)
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