Skip to comments.Biden: 'Not Only Will I Appoint A Woman Running Mate, But I Will Stand Behind Her At All Times' (satire)
Posted on 03/17/2020 2:26:02 PM PDT by knighthawk
WASHINGTON, D.C.If Joe Biden wins the Democratic nomination, his running mate will be a woman, he said Sunday. He then promised that no matter which woman he appointed as his running mate, he would stand behind her at all times.
Biden, throughout his presidential run, has mentioned a host of women as possible vice-presidential picks who he would love to stand directly behind at an uncomfortably close distance, including former primary rivals California Sen. Kamala Harris, Minnesota Sen. Amy Klobuchar, and Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren. Biden says each has an aroma about them that he likes.
"You know I don't see why we can't elect multiple women as vice president. That's how progressive I am. I say elect me a whole harem of 'em," Biden added.
According to a Biden campaign official, Biden says he is prepared to run a "vigorous and extensive vetting process" to determine his new female vice president pick should he become the Democratic presidential nominee. Biden claims the process has already begun, as he sees every woman as a potential running mate he can get behind.
At press time Joe Biden was sampling the bouquet of various women's hair, openly considering women of all races and ages.
12 isn’t too young to be a V.P. right?
In dog years?
PSA. Youtube is removing practically all the videos of Biden groping or stumbling over his words. Save whatever clips you can find because its getting a lot harder to find them.
World is so crazy that we may actually see Creepy Joe behind his VP nominee sniffing her hair during the Old Fart Malarky campaign. But Trump will crush him in the election.
Satire/reality...these days it is hard to tell
She smells like pancakes
That’s why they didn’t want Tulsi in the debates
No way short of a shock collar to keep Gropin Joe from wandering over and giving her a whiff
Im sorry, but this story doesnt pass the smell test.
Source is Babylon Bee...is a satire site as noted in the thread title.
And get my share of feelskis
I think he got you...
Did he say he would select “a woman with good-smelling hair”?
Why? Those are all “completely normal” behavior...
If you are a pedophile!
R U sure...’cuz a lotta freepers get fooled by “The Bee” as it is so close to the truth.
"You know I don't see why we can't elect multiple women as vice president...
I say elect me 'a whole HAREM' of 'em,"....
Spoken as a true 'sexual pervert!
Biden is breaking the glass ceiling because the girls can’t do it on their own.
I would expect sudden natural death instead.
Theyre all disgusting creatures and most likely smell like a fish store.
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