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1 posted on 03/16/2020 1:57:22 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Too much cargo along the starboard side?


2 posted on 03/16/2020 1:58:45 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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Uh, hey Ted, did you send in the insurance payment check this month???


3 posted on 03/16/2020 1:58:51 PM PDT by rednesss (fascism is the union,marriage,merger or fusion of corporate economic power with governmental power)
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It’ll buff right out.


4 posted on 03/16/2020 1:59:30 PM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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All aboard the Failboat.


5 posted on 03/16/2020 2:00:12 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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He must have run out of toilet paper.


6 posted on 03/16/2020 2:00:58 PM PDT by Mr. Rabbit
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Are we sure someone didn’t drop an anchor on the boat, like in Caddyshack?


7 posted on 03/16/2020 2:01:10 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children.)
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That’s not going to buff right out...


8 posted on 03/16/2020 2:01:19 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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I'm almost certain that will void the warranty.

Now do Bill Gates.

9 posted on 03/16/2020 2:01:34 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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Your boat has been Guamed...


11 posted on 03/16/2020 2:03:23 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (AOC the bartender would have had to work on the second floor at Miss KittyÂ’s saloon...)
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13 posted on 03/16/2020 2:04:15 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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Bummer.


15 posted on 03/16/2020 2:05:32 PM PDT by noexcuses
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Poor buddy. Can you make things right for him mini mike? You can forego my million. WTF fake news, you say? They wouldn’t do that to us would they?...trashing your cred like that.


17 posted on 03/16/2020 2:07:18 PM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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“Hey Akhmed, the handle on the sea chest valve should be lined up with the pipe, right?”

“Shut up Mohammed, I’m praying with my ass facing west.”

“Sorry, homie. Akhmed out.”


18 posted on 03/16/2020 2:07:45 PM PDT by RinaseaofDs
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Good thing it didn’t happen yesterday. My 100-metre superyacht just completed its maintenance cycle in the same shipyard and we got back underway just before sunset. That fools boat could’ve scratched mine. I woulda been perturbed.


20 posted on 03/16/2020 2:10:17 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( Wake me when a prominent democrat actually gets prosecuted. ))))
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Opps!


22 posted on 03/16/2020 2:11:36 PM PDT by Howie66 ("...Against All Enemies, Foreign and Democrat.....")
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What, no helicopter landing on that yacht. If I were a Saudi Prince I would not never buy a yacht without a helicopter on board.


23 posted on 03/16/2020 2:11:41 PM PDT by forgotten man
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I hate it when that happens.

5.56mm


24 posted on 03/16/2020 2:12:53 PM PDT by M Kehoe (DRAIN THE SWAMP! Finish THE WALL!)
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Climate Change! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhh...


29 posted on 03/16/2020 2:20:29 PM PDT by rfp1234
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This kind of thing is not an accident, IMHO... I'd intensively interrogate all the royal relatives that he arrested a couple of weeks ago...

Pay-back’s a bitch...

31 posted on 03/16/2020 2:24:37 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
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All the heads were not secured and rolled to one side.


32 posted on 03/16/2020 2:25:52 PM PDT by PGR88
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