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My Corona! Humor Thread ( Sometimes we need to let off some tension and relax )
Posted on 03/13/2020 9:18:05 PM PDT by GraceG
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03/14/2020 7:45:45 AM PDT
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Uncle Miltie
(Messaging to Snowflakes: They stole it from Bernie AGAIN!)
To: GraceG
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03/14/2020 7:45:46 AM PDT
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grey_whiskers
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03/14/2020 8:08:17 AM PDT
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Silentgypsy
(Call an addiction hotline and say you're hooked on phonics.)
To: GraceG
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received from the staff in the last 10 years.
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
Before Corona Virus I used to cough to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough.
Back in the day the only time we started panic buying was when the bartender yelled “last call”
I think it is great that people are finally starting to drink water, wipe their ass and wash their hands.
To the people who bought 20 bottles of soap leaving none of the shelves for others, you do realize that to stop getting Coronavirus, you need other people washing their hands too.
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03/14/2020 9:11:32 AM PDT
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ChildOfThe60s
(If you can remember the 60s........you weren't really there)
To: grey_whiskers
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posted on
03/14/2020 11:12:09 AM PDT
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mewzilla
(Break out the mustard seeds.)
To: Uncle Miltie
Glad I could brighten the day!
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posted on
03/14/2020 11:13:42 AM PDT
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GraceG
("If I post an AWESOME MEME, STEAL IT! JUST RE-POST IT IN TWO PLACES PLEASE")
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03/14/2020 11:24:18 AM PDT
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GraceG
("If I post an AWESOME MEME, STEAL IT! JUST RE-POST IT IN TWO PLACES PLEASE")
To: GraceG
Like those twenty-something slackers needed another excuse to stay in their parent's basements.
On the bright side the Corona Virus brings families closer together.
They grow out of their MOPP suits so fast...
With precautions preventing physical contact we can
appreciate each others' minds and personalities more.
Of course, we can't get too attached. Be sure to have snacks
for the disposal crews - they often have no time for breaks.
Waste not want not! We'll continue being useful by nourishing the good citizens who carry on.
So you know when you use these fine products you're literally completing the Circle of Life!
It's a Soylent Green New Deal!
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03/14/2020 5:43:00 PM PDT
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MikelTackNailer
(thought we had the Commie's beat. Now we have to do it all over again.)
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