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To: bgill

We’ve got 32 MEGA rolls for the four of us. Ought to be good for 2-3 months. Depending on how things go, the girls might just have to each get their own little cloth instead of using 4-5 sheets for a couple of drops of the cleanest bodily excretion we have.


1,218 posted on 03/14/2020 11:49:30 AM PDT by Pollard (If you don't understand what I typed, you haven't read the classics.)
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To: Pollard

That last sentence made me laugh at loud!!


1,236 posted on 03/14/2020 12:02:51 PM PDT by LilFarmer
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To: Pollard; All

I have been following you guys bewilderment as to why us girls use so much TP.

This might be too much information, but once you understand the biological reason why you will be delighted to buy us as much as you can afford, and never let us run out.

You see, there are certain anatomical differences between the two sexes. One has a much bigger distance (we hope) between the two orifices. And the other has three of them extremely close together. The one in the middle is very easily contaminated, which spoils everyone’s fun.

So females have to wipe very carefully, extra very carefully in different directions to prevent unpleasant consequences.

It takes a lot more paper to do this properly, and it is one of the very first things we mothers and grandmothers teach our little girls. We can’t just “shake” when we go from the front, and we can’t wipe “back toward front” in the rear, (must go the opposite way) being particularly meticulous in cleaning that area, which takes a lot more paper.

Does that help?


1,463 posted on 03/14/2020 3:43:47 PM PDT by jacquej ("You cannot have a conservative government with a liberal culture." (Mark Steyn))
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