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To: Pollard; All

I have been following you guys bewilderment as to why us girls use so much TP.

This might be too much information, but once you understand the biological reason why you will be delighted to buy us as much as you can afford, and never let us run out.

You see, there are certain anatomical differences between the two sexes. One has a much bigger distance (we hope) between the two orifices. And the other has three of them extremely close together. The one in the middle is very easily contaminated, which spoils everyone’s fun.

So females have to wipe very carefully, extra very carefully in different directions to prevent unpleasant consequences.

It takes a lot more paper to do this properly, and it is one of the very first things we mothers and grandmothers teach our little girls. We can’t just “shake” when we go from the front, and we can’t wipe “back toward front” in the rear, (must go the opposite way) being particularly meticulous in cleaning that area, which takes a lot more paper.

Does that help?


1,463 posted on 03/14/2020 3:43:47 PM PDT by jacquej ("You cannot have a conservative government with a liberal culture." (Mark Steyn))
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To: jacquej

TMI ;-)


1,466 posted on 03/14/2020 3:46:24 PM PDT by cgbg (No half measures.)
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To: jacquej

***snicker***

(Good job)


1,492 posted on 03/14/2020 4:01:04 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: jacquej

“”” You see, there are certain anatomical differences between the two sexes “””

Ya don’t say.

Well I do have a daughter so I know which way to wipe a baby girl and when wiping one’s self, of course it will be front to back. Who reaches between their legs to wipe their butt?

I was strictly talking about peeing. Not both.

I’ll talk to my wife when she gets home. Pretty sure she doesn’t need 5 sheets. (most of the time)

I have actually seen girls pee outdoors and not have TP. Cheryl Crow says only one sheet needed. Saves the planet or trees or something. Boy, I hope she was talking about peeing only. Maybe she eats a lot of roughage though. Might be a vegan with solid yellowish turds. Maybe she lubes first.


1,562 posted on 03/14/2020 4:56:52 PM PDT by Pollard (If you don't understand what I typed, you haven't read the classics.)
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