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Actually it is amazing.
They are canceling all these liberal propaganda events where people do drugs, have promiscuous sex and get indoctrinated in to the liberal world view.
Very powerful brainwashing techniques.
For later.
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I play red dead redemption. It’s a great game. League of legends meh.
Bump for parody being better than enemedia scare tactics.
I’d recommend Americans read the Bible, the Constitution and Bill of Rights, and biographies of our founding fathers.
Funny, but not really spot on.
If you’re a big gamer nerd or just a hidey homey, you don’t go out anyway, and you ignore sports and parties, so it doesn’t matter to you if everyone else is couped up inside. heh
I would play Red Dead Redemption if it was a PC game and if it was multiplayer. I don’t do counsel games even though I grew up with them (Oddessy, Atari, NES, etc)
Link to the Bee today, virtually every story is funny because they contain a grain of truth. Love that site.
I’m an introverted homebody, so yes, this actually does feel like the world slowing down and calming down to my level. I admit I’m eager to see how this changes the culture. As long as the stock market eventually rebounds, and Trump is re-elected, I’m... not celebrating, but I’m not unhappy.
I don’t even need to read the story, how can the body top that headline? The header says it all, hilarious!
The Internets will be heavily loaded...
Schools, public offices closed. Hysterical reaction. One school closes and the notices at the bottom of the TV screen are updated within seconds, which tells other administrators that they had better close their schools too. Self-perpetuating hysteria.
My question: what the hell will happen if there’s a REAL crisis? Putting the country in a strict lockdown will cause problems far greater than the virus. Businesses will close and be unable to open again. Jobs will evaporate. The government will be throwing money around to “alleviate” the problem, leading to rampant inflation and destroying our life savings.
Well, churches can do Internet church services, and many Christians are allowed to do communion themselves, like the first Christians did (stock up on red wine, brothers and sisters).
That is SOOOO true.
(from a mother and wife of nerds)
How do you infect that which has no life?
It’s good to focus on the shiny side of the coin. :)
I’ve been “medically housebound” for 7 years, so what’s one more day!
next will be...no sex with partners...
