Haven’t seen one of these in a long time. Good show!
I have been diagnosed with a fear of giants.
The doctor says I suffer from FeeFiFobia.
Oh, where has the silliness gone? Where is Lucky19?
An Irish Priest was transferred to Texas.
He rose from his bed one fine spring day in his new west Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day and noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.
He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this:
“Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?”
“And the best of the day to yourself. This is Father O’Malley at St. Ann’s Catholic Church. There’s a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o’ yer lads to take care of the matter.”
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good Father, replied,
“Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!”
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Then, Father O’Malley replied,
“Aye, ‘tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call.”
Have to say, for a Friday Silliness Thread, the return could not have come at a better time.
Thanks FRiend, for bringing it back!
Bkmrk
A theme song for the Chinese Wuhan Coronavirus:
Freak Out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5qrwbkmlEk
He replied that he is working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, plastics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment".
I was impressed.
On further inquiry, I learned that he was washing dishes with hot water...
under his wife's supervision.
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A co-worker told Bubba that his wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with Bubba's best friend.
Worried and hurt, Bubba ran home at 1:30 to see if this was true.
He came back to the office contented and relieved.
His co-worker asked him how it went.
"Look," said Bubba, "don't start such terrible rumors! That guy isn't my best friend... I don't even know him."
Lol!!!
Thanks for the thread!
:-)
Thank you for reviving this thread.
I have always enjoyed it! :-)
TV news reporter:”The CDC says to refrain from handshakes”
Jeffery Dahmer: (stops his blender) “Dang!!!”
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes
I found this oldie -
OFST
From Lucky9teen | 04/06/2017 2:48:05 PM PDT read
I regret to inform you that tomorrow will be the last day I’ll be doing the OFST thread.
I have asked for someone else to take over, and so far there have been no takers. I hate to let the thread just die, but responses are minimal and I just don’t have time to maintain it every week.
If you want to be the host going forward, please FReep me a message and I’ll be happy to send you my Ping list.
Thank you,
Lucky
The Smiths were dining out when his wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. “Honey,” she said as she pointed the guy out, “that guy at the bar has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago.”
Her husband say, “That’s silly, no one celebrates that much!”
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection.The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light.” After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through it.
She turned to the other woman and said, “Mildred! Did you know that you ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!” Mildred turned to her and said, “Oh S**t! Am I driving?”