Posted on 03/10/2020 5:55:12 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Jesse Eisenberg understands the fear surrounding Coronavirus.
It’s something he’s lived with for years as an unabashed hypochondriac.
“The world has finally caught up to my hypochondria so I’m just doing whatever I’ve been doing and now everybody is feeling the same thing as me,” “The Social Network” star told Page Six at the Broadway premiere of “Girl From The North Country” on Thursday night.
(Excerpt) Read more at pagesix.com ...
I knew who Naomi Campbell was - sorta; but who is Jesse Eisenberg?
He PALES in comparison to both the real and fictional Heisenberg.
Yes, Heisenberg would be more interesting to talk to.
Kinda hard to pin down, though
Yeah, everything is so uncertain and impossible to predict.
Sigh. I wanted to jump in and make some pithy post about the Eisenberg Uncertainty Principle, but by the time I finished reading the thread, that had already run through and expired!
Well, the Early Freeper gets The Post...
Yeah. Like a plate. Or shrimp. Or a Plate-O-Shrimp.
I thought he was Han Solo, but that was some other B-lister.
All connected, man
:)
Cheers!
Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car
They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“No, but I know exactly where I am” Heisenberg replies.
The cop says “You were doing 55 in a 35.” Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts “Great! Now I’m lost!”
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”
“We do now, asshole!” shouts Schrodinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
Every time I see your Freep Name, it makes me grin!
LOVE IT!
Jesse Eisenberg has a net worth of 10 million
Hayden Christensen has a net worth of 12 million
I’d love to be a “B” actor. Lol
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