looooong cord
Ya don’t have to plug it in fercyrinououd.
We’re not going to fry it, just shield it
OTOH...if you see a dude on a bicycle with a microwave strapped into the handlebar basket...there’s a problem there. Just the fact that a DUDE has a handle bar basket on his bicycle should be the first clue. (Wait...Didn’t obummer have one?)
Community safety tip # 386